Our older brother’s wife just had twin girls last night!
That gets our most coveted award, plus a nice set of twin LeBron James jerseys. Our bro may not like hoops, but his daughters will, damn it.
Do us a favor and leave a nice comment for his new little people, even though they won’t be able to read for at least two weeks.









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i hope yall grow up to be mavs fans… this team is winning the title this season… watch out when we are healthy… congrats
your uncle is an idiot but funny; welcome to the world
congratulations, you are all invited to my graduation
I will expect you to buy them two Tar Heel jerseys as well. They will need them when they go to college next month. Congrats and welcome to earth.
Girls can Love Basketball too. Don’t hang around your uncle too much, keep a safe distance girls. Happy Birthday!
I have two six-month old sons myself (ie twins). Life is about to get a whole lot crazier for your older brother. Congratulations!
Your uncle Brian can’t wait until your old enough to hear the story about how the Cavaliers once had the greatest player of all time in his youth, but he moved on to a better team and a better city where its people now worship him like God. He still wakes up with night sweats thinking about what could have been.
Hey Brian, you’re an Uncle Jesse! Congratulations!
Congrats! May they never know the horror that has been Cleveland sports.
Congratulations! Don’t be embarrassed by your uncle’s hoop skills. Instead be endeared by his love of the game.
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