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The Utah Jazz are spoiled

by The Cavalier on March 7, 2006 · 3 comments

andrei kirilenko 2.gifJazz owner Larry Miller may hate gays and movies about gays, but there’s one thing you can’t deny – he has passion.

After Utah beat the Magic last night at home, the man who pays the bills went a small rant – small being defined as large, in this case.

“They are a bunch of pampered babies,” Miller told the media. “We need some guys with some guts and some fire down the stretch. It wouldn’t hurt me to turn over all 15 guys, but the trading deadline has passed and there’s nothing we can do.”

It’s lucky they didn’t lose, or else he might have really been upset.

What this really comes back to is how much we hate Carlos Boozer. He’s currently in 4th place in the most hated poll behind Kobe, Vince, and Spree. We’d never just come out and rig the vote, but that’s only because we don’t know how.

As for Larry Miller, we don’t know what else to say, which is why we’re ending this post now.

Oh, we thought of something else to say. Remember that time everyone saw Paris hilton having sex on the internet? That was the best.

{ 3 comments }

1 Ree March 7, 2006 at 4:22 pm

Its a good thing he doesnt own the knicks! lol can u even start to imagine what he might have said/done even if the tradind deadline passed.

2 The Cavalier March 7, 2006 at 4:23 pm

I used to think karl malone was the crazy/paranoid one in that relationship, but no more.

3 MTH March 8, 2006 at 2:30 am

That was the best…

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