WHO SHOT MAMBA IPHONE

Tony Parker is cooking up les mad ce que c’est

by The Cavalier on March 2, 2006 · 10 comments

The big news in San Antonio isn’t the Spurs great season, but Tony Parker cancelling a concert to promote his upcoming album. Here’s Tony’s rapper home page, where we searched around and found the lyrics to his first single.

tony parker 4.gif

Wow. That’s awesome. Unfortunately, we don’t understand a word of it. We threw it into one of those online translators for you – if you don’t speak/read French, go ahead and click here for the English version.

{ 10 comments }

1 the sockk March 2, 2006 at 9:53 am

Chris Kaman and Walter McCarty are fencing with their shower sandals.

2 Goo March 2, 2006 at 10:38 am

Tony Parker… what a douchebaguette.

3 Pete March 2, 2006 at 11:10 am

How long did that take you? Are you polyphasic sleeping again?

4 Ree March 2, 2006 at 12:07 pm

OHG, i read the french version and im too scared to read the english one lol… is this guy serious?? maybe he canceled his concert coz hes afraid that some *fans* might hit him with those damn bagettes!

he’s seriously becoming a media whore like his wiffy.

5 MattB March 2, 2006 at 12:33 pm

It says in his Le Website that his influences were Tpuc and Biggie.

I can see it.

6 Lil Dice March 2, 2006 at 2:00 pm

Dude that is awesome!

7 Don March 2, 2006 at 2:06 pm

yo, yo le booby!

He says what we all feel inside.

8 JONESONTHENBA March 2, 2006 at 2:10 pm

The funniest is seeing TP try to talk slang and ghetto with his french accent. Just doesn’t work.

9 Redbeard March 2, 2006 at 2:25 pm

The crepes are in the oven!

Classic post Cav

10 timvp March 28, 2006 at 12:22 pm

i like him for his basketball, i never thought i would like him for his rapping too, but here i am

Comments on this entry are closed.

Previous post: Super &#@%&*#! pissed off EXPLOSIONS 03.02.06

Next post: Rasheed Wallace is concerned with referee safety