Tracy McGrady is morphing into Penny Hardaway
Published by The Cavalier March 17th, 2006 in Houston Rockets, Injuries, Juice Cards, Orlando Magic, Tracy McGrady
It might be too early to make this call, but with Tracy McGrady essentially shutting it down for the year, one must wonder what his future holds.
Chronic back problems aren’t really something that lend themselves to a long, healthy career as a pro athlete, and Tracy has mentioned retiring for various reasons over the years, anyway.
“Just prepare myself and get ready for next year — that’s what my doctor advised me. The five weeks is definitely something I’ve got to abide by. That’s not doing anything physical for five weeks.”
Again, we could be totally wrong, but how may games did T-Mac miss this year? 93? 106? Something like that?
The reason we bring this up is this YouTube video of mid-90s Magic highlights. We totally forgot how dominant and incredible Penny Hardaway was back then.
It’ll be a shame if something like this happens to T-Mac, though. His jersey number being number “1″, it’ll leave the Rockets in the precarious position of not having anyone wearing that jersey for a time. Then they won’t know who’s first…and that’s sad.
We’ll be back in a bit - we’re on our way to destroy the BDP and then hit on his sister.
please take pictures of the game
There are many - it will be a mighty saga. Working on it now.
That Penny video brought back memories. It’s been so long since he’s been that good that I’m surprised every year now to see that he’s still in the league.
You TOTALLY ripped me off! I referred to McGrady as “Anfernee McGrady” on TUESDAY.
“And that Yao Ming. Wow, he sucks, too. He was a number 1 pick! He’s 8′ tall! He should be scoring 30 and grabbing 15 every night! And because he’s only going for 22 and 10 he is the most overrated player in the world! I don’t care that he’s only 25! He’s the suckiest suck who ever sucked! I don’t care if he played on one foot for half the season and didn’t complain! Superstars play with pain! Except for Anfernee McGrady, but he doesn’t have to because he has a signature shoe and a wry smile! He sells a bazillion jerseys! He’s got street cred! Chinese people cannot have street cred! He’s probably stealing American secrets! He’s a communist! He doesn’t put sugar in his tea! He doesn’t kiss with saliva! He has a weak hand shake! He saw Brokeback Mountain and he didn’t go with a girl! He owns plants and enjoys reading The New Yorker! He refuses to warp when playing Super Mario Bros because he considers it cheating! He spells “color” and “favorite” with those fucking superfluous u’s!”
I am obligated to challenge you to a dual.
I challenge you to a duel, too.
You’re challenging me twice, or you’re two people with the same name?
I’ve already called Shaun Livinsgston the next Hardaway before. It’s synonymous with people who get chronically hurt.
I don’t steal jokes - ask the Tar Heel. I won’t even take suggestions.
I misspelled duel the first time. Hence the second challenge from the same person who is me.
And I know you didn’t steal my joke. And even if you did it’s not funny enough to get upset about anyway. Regardless, I am still obligated to give you a wicked tittie-twister next time I see you. Which will be the first.
T-mac is the best Bitches! You Dumb Fucks Don’t Know Shit!