Archive for April, 2006
Eddie Jordan is a whiny boob
15 Comments Published by The Cavalier April 30th, 2006 in Coaches, LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers, Washington Wizards, RefsIt is so on today in Washington, when Game 4 gets going in primetime between the Cavaliers and the Wiz.
Wizards coach Eddie Jordan is doing his best Pat Riley by pointing out ahead of time how he’d like the game called differently from Game 3. We appreciate that’s part of the job now, but […]
Let’s get this other junk out of the way, so we can charge headfirst into today’s true passion: complaining about Eddie Jordan.
Detroit Bad Boys cared about last night’s loss more than the Pistons themselves.
Jeremy Piven carried Vanessa Marcil out of a bar. We only mention this because we needed an excuse to do that Photoshop […]
Michael Redd knows how to shoot and such
0 Comments Published by The Cavalier April 30th, 2006 in Milwaukee Bucks, Detroit Pistons, Ben WallaceWe love how they set up the schedule this weekend - basically, all the series we find boring went yesterday, and all the ones we’re into are today.
What that means is we were planted in front of the TV all day Saturday anyway, even though it made us miserable. That said, one highlight […]
Eva Longoria is a slut
18 Comments Published by The Cavalier April 29th, 2006 in Sacramento Kings, San Antonio Spurs, YAYcomics!, Tony Parker, Eva LongoriaGreat win by the Kings last night at the buzzer to bring the series to 2-1. Not much chance they win this thing, but at least the air got cleared a bit for Frenchie.
The Cavaliers are in control for now
2 Comments Published by The Cavalier April 29th, 2006 in LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers, Washington WizardsIf you’re even a casual NBA fan, we don’t really need to tell you what happened in Cavs-Wizards Game 3.
All three playoff games were incredible last night, and LeBron’s performance was arguably the best. 41 points, game-winning bucket, and - let’s stop there.
We don’t care if he travelled on the last play. He was […]
The Kobe Bryant is finally deferring to the Luke Walton
7 Comments Published by The Cavalier April 29th, 2006 in Phoenix Suns, Kobe Bryant, LA Lakers, HamburgersMuch like the “when will Cleveland get some help for Drew Gooden” question has been nagging the Cavaliers all year, “when will Kobe step aside for Luke Walton” has been an ongoing drama in Los Angeles for years.
Well, last night it finally happened, as #8 took eighteen shots to Luke’s nineteen. If you subtract one […]
ONE THOUSAND EXPLOSIONS
14 Comments Published by The Cavalier April 29th, 2006 in LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, EXPLOSIONS, Announcements, MVPsIf you haven’t refreshed your browser lately, now might be the time to do so - take a look at just how different things are. It’s all changed, as you can see. We’ll have all our thoughts on last night’s action up in a bit, but for now, it’s time to celebrate this blog’s 1000 […]
LeBron James is not intimidated
29 Comments Published by The Cavalier April 28th, 2006 in LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers, Things Nobody Likes, Washington Wizards, InternetEnough of this “Brendan Haywood has lifted the Earth over his shoulders and changed the world” garbage.
LeBron was missing layups before Haywood hit him, and he was missing layups afterward. You have to wonder how many people actually watched the game, and how many are trying to retrofit it into their personal agenda they require […]
Rosie O’Donnell has ruined what was an EXPLOSIVELY nice morning
8 Comments Published by The Cavalier April 28th, 2006 in EXPLOSIONS, Paris HiltonFoxSports is running a blog contest to find the Next Great American Sportswriter. We’re considering entering, not because we particularly want to write for FoxSports, but because we want to see how many days we can get away with just copying our material from here over to there.
UPDATE: By cleverly disguising our logo, we can’t […]
Vince Carter is missing 10 shots
2 Comments Published by The Cavalier April 28th, 2006 in Indiana Pacers, New Jersey Nets, Vince CarterThere are a couple reasons magazines are becoming obsolete.
One is global warming causing things like the Great Neosporin Shortage of 2004, which redered papercuts deadlier than ever here in the future. The other are things like ESPN the Magazine’s NBA Playoff Preview arriving yesterday with the cover story “Why Nobody Wants to Play the […]