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Adam Morrison and Rudy Gay are coming out

by The Cavalier on April 18, 2006 · 2 comments

With the NCAA Tourney over over over and eligible players declaring their draftiness on a regular basis, guys like Adam Morrison and Rudy Gay now officially fall under our jurisdiction. It’s been a long wait, too – these two are gold. Seriously, we didn’t even notice the whole “coming out” thing in the title until just now.

Redick – we actually kind of like you for some reason, although we’re sure you’ll get yours later. We don’t know anything about Aldridge, but he’ll probably be Tony Battie. For us, these are the two most interesting guys in the draft so far.

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Truth be told, that could’ve gone better. It turns out Morrison and Gay are too obvious of targets. If that fat kid from LSU were coming out, we’d have thrown him in there – it’s only so often you get the next Tractor Traylor, and if there’s one thing we love, it’s pancake material.

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