In a move sure to revolutionize both sport and popular culture, during the playoffs, NBA teams will be allowed to carry 13 dudes and then switch them out as they please between games.
Not during games. Between. Read.
NBA spokesman Tim Frank said the change was made to give teams the same kind of roster room they had during the regular season. Under the new collective bargaining agreement, rosters were expanded to 15, with teams placing 12 players on the active list before each game.
“We should have some type of flexibility since teams have been able to do that the entire season,” Frank said. “We just kind of felt like that was the best way to go.”
We like when pro leagues make moves because they “just kind of felt like it”, basically because that’s how we live our life, if you couldn’t tell.
For example, this morning we “just kind of felt like” teaching crafts to children in the park, and knowing that’s not nearly masculine enough, we changed our mind (between tasks) and went huntin’ instead.
We caught nothing, so all you animal lovers out there can feel safe to know the rats and squirrels of Hollywood are safe for another day. Safe to get hit by a car tomorrow.
And die.
A sad, sad death, fitting for their sad, sad lives. Those little fellas came to this town with big ambitions and bigger dreams, and they’re leaving with nothing.
Nothing but death.
Everyone pray now. For the squirrels…and for Zack, who is surely so upset that nobody loves Dirk, he hasn’t even commented on it yet.
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i would like to say that, Quentin if youur readind this: i’m your biggest female fan ever and i love you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much and with all my heart and happy belated birthday. I Love you Baby. Keep your head up & in the game.
Q WHOM POSTED THAT ABOVE IS NUTTTS!!! IM NOT GONNA SAY IM YA BIGGEST FAN BUT I DO WANNA GET @ YA FINE ASS-I NEVER BEEN A JUMPOFF OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT BUT I GOT SOMETHING 4 YA ASS…….
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