Everyone go to bed

by The Cavalier on April 25, 2006 · 25 comments

lebron dunk.gifWell, if you average LeBron’s legendary Game 1 in with this one, you…whatever.

Washington fans, not to incite you, but this loss had nothing to do with anything the Wizards did.

When LeBron seemingly can’t dribble in the open court, misses multiple (6 or so, yes?) layups, and blows a wide open breakaway dunk, somethin’ done gone wrong with the boy’s game that night. To be fair, he was one board away from another triple double. (26 points, 9 rebounds, 10 turnovers.)

We’re going to bed. Yes, at 7:00 at night. We live and die by this team, don’t you know that? See ya in the morning, friends and Zack.

{ 25 comments }

1 capamerica April 25, 2006 at 10:28 pm

Don’t worry everyone has there ups and downs and he probably won’t go 7-25 again. Just think if he went 10-25 the Cavs would have won the game. Anyways the cavs will win in 6.Keep your head up.

2 B TEEZY April 25, 2006 at 10:38 pm

HA HA!!! I AM WITNESS TO A MICROWAVE SUPERSTAR GETTING SLAPPED IN THE MOUTH BY THE NBA PLAYOFFS! I TOLD Y’ALL HE’D BE SHOOK!!!

WIZARDS IN SIX!!!

3 Yubo April 25, 2006 at 10:49 pm

We’ve got this series. We’ll take at least one at Washington. Feel better I’m off to booze the loss away.

4 Gilbert's Arena April 25, 2006 at 11:20 pm

This loss had nothing to do with what the Wizards did??? It had EVERYTHING to do with the Zards defensive strategy this game. They kept LeBron out of the paint and forced him to beat them from the perimeter with his inconsistent jumper. It’s the same way other countries beat our national team in the Olympics.

5 the sockk April 25, 2006 at 11:25 pm

The wizards did have a better defensive strategy but Jared Jeffries playing Lebron to drive didn’t make him miss a fast break dunk or the point blank shots he got when he started to post up in the 4th.

6 zack k April 25, 2006 at 11:32 pm

are you saying were not friends? :(

7 Brandon Dean Price April 26, 2006 at 1:25 am

at least he didn’t get beat by the artist formerly known as brent barry

8 dave April 26, 2006 at 3:26 am

i do not have photoshop, nor do i remember if i ever posted this

but it’s still pertinent:

http://www.ucscfootball.com/lebronknicks.jpg

9 roger April 26, 2006 at 8:09 am

I was at that stupid game. I won’t swear, because of the children. When LeBron missed that dunk, everyone in the crowd was like, “Why did Jesus block that?”

Anyway, LeBron is a smart kid. Why would he go to that mess in NY? If anywhere it would be New Jersey so he and Jay-Z could hang out and talk about private jet purchases.

10 The Cavalier April 26, 2006 at 8:34 am

Explain how that’s pertinent and how the Knicks could even get LeBron if he wanted to go there. Not only is it not likely, it’s not possible.

LeBron causes more overreaction among fans than any other player of the past 20 years, myself included.

It’s one game.

11 MattB April 26, 2006 at 9:43 am

At least his head didn’t explode…that’s a positive.

12 The Enforcer April 26, 2006 at 10:02 am

I think Mike Brown needs to stick Alan Henderson in for a couple minutes to, in the words of the wizards, not flagrantly foul people.

13 The Cavalier April 26, 2006 at 11:44 am

Zack, we’re best freinds, not regular friends. No worries.

14 TVBrain April 26, 2006 at 2:47 pm

Caron Butler? Mocking LeBron? Hey Girl Name, meet angry LeBron. The goofy looking Butler will have been traded 3 or 4 more times by the time James gets is ring and it’s likely that this will be his most famous act. Go get ‘em LeBron.

15 TVBrain April 26, 2006 at 3:00 pm

Caron Butler? Mocking LeBron? Hey Girl Name, meet angry LeBron. The goofy looking Butler will have been traded 3 or 4 more times by the time James gets is ring and it’s likely that this will be his most famous act. Go get ‘em LeBron.

16 Dan Panorama April 26, 2006 at 3:26 pm

Even if the Knicks somehow got Lebron, which is impossible, his knee would explode the first game or he’d retire and start playing pro-cricket, or the Knicks private jet would crash. The karma just isn’t there for it to happen.

17 LUCAS April 26, 2006 at 3:58 pm

{cough}..choke..{cough}

18 Unsilent Majority April 26, 2006 at 10:17 pm

Wiz in 6

Nobody Beats the Wiz at the Cell

19 CWD April 27, 2006 at 12:54 am

You almost knew there’d have to be a letdown. As least it wasn’t bad enough to make the “We are all witnesses” commercials totally cringe-inducing.

Dave, get that crap outta my house. Er, The Cavalier’s house.

20 TVBrain April 28, 2006 at 5:02 pm

“Nobody Beats the Wiz at the Cell”

Other than the 14 teams that beat them there this season.

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