EXPLODE this POS

This computer we’re on is not only without our feeds and Photoshop, but it also should’ve been in the trash years ago.

They told us yesterday it may be a few days before we get our laptop back, but as of this moment we refuse to accept that answer. As soon as the Best Buy opens, we’re going to go place some pressure on those nerds at Geek Squad and get that thing fixed.

If they still insist on taking more time, we’ll just buy a new low-level desktop and steal Photoshop. We can’t live with this subpar content and anger-inducing machine, even for another day. This thing is like one of those that you click to open Microsoft Word, come back literally five minutes later, and it’s still opening the program.

The good news is that we’ll take this desktop and do something awful to it, which should be entertaining in some way. The point of all of this is that posting may be irregular for today and tomorrow until we get some solution figured out. We didn’t want you to think we died or quit or went out and sprained our ankle to be like LeBron or anything.