Knicks coach Larry Brown abruptly left the bench and went to the hospital during the Knicks’ loss in Cleveland last nighty. (That ‘y’ is technically a typo, but we think it works, so it stays.)
There’s little doubt in our mind this is merely step one of his seven-part plan to resign this summer so that he can go take the Milwaukee Bucks job, should it become available. Surely Charley Rosen would’ve had the same opinion, although it doesn’t get a mention in his already released coaching grades.
Any list of Rosen’s is always fun, both because he hates everything and that he could use a list about European bathroom habits to take a shot at Kobe. Alas, that will have to wait for his Western grades – here he’s only laying waste to the East, such as easy target Doc Rivers of the Boston Hoop Peoples of Irish Descent.
Wherever he’s coached, Rivers’ blithe arrogance and phony bonhomie has always created a mistrustful distance between him and too many of his players. That’s the primary reason why the Celts have taken a giant step backwards since the 45 wins they posted last season.
Let’s do the breakdown and see how heavy the hate is flowing this fine day. We’ve got one A+ (Flip Saunders), six Bs, three Cs, four Ds, and one F- (LB of the NYC).
What the hell’s happened to Charlie? If you balance that out, he actually likes more than he dislikes. Just when we thought we were settled back…
Speaking of settling back in, can we tell you how badly we were hoping this PS we stole wouldn’t install correctly? It would’ve given the perfect excuse to slack off like we did yesterday. C’mon, like we can’t string together the magic of YAYsports! with simple words and phrases? Like we’re totally dependant on silly pictures, site gags, and speech bubbles?
Like this isn’t all funny and stuff and, like…and…the fact is…um…regardless, we…oh, fuck.