LeBron, Artest, and Something Else

We have much to say, yet little time to say it.

Absolutely incredible things have been revealed today that affect you and everyone around you. The only solution is to combine what would normally be four posts into one post. We’d hit up the EXPLOSIONS action, but Wednesday’s that big day we get the laptop back (and our dearly missed FeedDemon).

First of all, Mr. Ron Artest of the Sacramento Kings has been suspended for Game 2 of the Spurs/Kings series. Why is what we don’t know, since his hit on Manu Ginobli was pretty innocent, even if it was intentional.

Next on the agenda is Mr. Brian Windhorst, who has once again moonlit for ESPN, giving his take on all of LeBron’s debuts, since he was one of the few (the only?) to see each of them in person, going back to his very first, very anonymous high school debut.

Before the game, Keith Dambrot is nervous. The Akron St. Vincent-St. Mary High coach knows he has a talented group of freshmen, including the best 14-year-old he’s ever seen.

“Listen to what I’m telling you: He has a chance to be the best player I’ve ever seen,” Dambrot, now the University of Akron head coach, said afterward to the only reporter to cover the game.

We must stop here. You see, back long ago in our early years of high school, we went to Ashland Basketball Camp in Ashland Ohio, on the campus of Ashland University. Keith Dambrot was the coach there at the time, and ran the Ashland camp.

One day, while eating some Ashland-cakes in the Ashland Cafeteria, something occured to us.

We don’t remember what that thing is, and it is now our belief that it will continue to haunt us until the day we die.

If you have any idea what this thing is, please email us, because we have a feeling it’s like super important for tomorrow.

Finally, the last item we need to mention here is perhaps even more important than that death-info above. Apples are delicious.

UPDATE: Brian Windhorst will be chatting on ESPN.com today at 4 eastern.