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LeBron is making an EXPLOSIVE case for himself

by The Cavalier on April 11, 2006 · 5 comments

zach randolph 01.jpgWe’re day-to-day and might go to the IR after LeBron’s buzzer-beating game-winner against the Hornets last night. Not only did we throw our phone against the wall, smashing it to pieces, we also rammed our left hip right into a doorframe while jumping around screaming ‘MVP MVP MVP’.

Yeah, we’re pretty freaking excited about everything right now, so keep sending those emails to us telling us how sick of reading about LeBron you are. Tell you what, we’ve already set a date on which we’ll write ZERO LeBron/Cavaliers posts.

That day is August 14, 2008. Mark it down.

Hey, what’s with Desmond Mason’s free throw mechanics? Anyone have video of this? Jesus.

Jones on the NBA makes an argument for Jason Kidd over Steve Nash by using the longest single paragraph in the history of mankind. Good Kidd video from YouTube included.

Apparently Zach Randolph has grillz. Zach Randolph for MVP! (For those of you who failed to understand the Paul Pierce post yesterday.)

Percy Allen of the Seattle Times breaks down the MVP vote by letting the players hash it out themselves. (Thanks to Detroit Bad Boys.)

One of the new HoopsAddict writers is breaking down the Western Conference by incorporating some sort of something. He’s laughing at the Lakers – good enough for us.

ESPN’s Ric Bucher explains how Yao done got good – unfortunate timing on this article, since Yao broke his foot last night.

Gwyneth Paltrow named her new kid Moses. We have no idea why, but this makes us really angry.

Adidas is the new face of NBA apparel…for the next eleven years???

This blog called “The Bosh” is not about Chris Bosh, but rather Britney Spears’ recent binge eating.

Scattered has the LBJ MVP sidebar up – good work!

{ 5 comments }

1 Detroit Chris M April 11, 2006 at 10:45 am

Moses. Hmm. Is Paltrow a natural red head? (Wait for it)….ZING!

2 JONESONTHENBA April 11, 2006 at 11:10 am

Continue comments about my paragraph structure like that and I am definitely going to become your arch enemy!

3 The Cavalier April 11, 2006 at 11:13 am

Dude it was a compliment. You set a freaking record, man.

4 JONESONTHENBA April 11, 2006 at 11:28 am

Dude, I think I am just searching for reasons to be your arch enemy. But what about the Laker diss?? How do you explain that one?

5 The Cavalier April 11, 2006 at 11:37 am

I’m a Laker-hater. I thought that was clear.

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