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LeBron James is pissed

by The Cavalier on April 22, 2006 · 12 comments

lebron sports illustrated.jpg(Clicky-click dat for a bigger version.)

As far as we’re concerned, the NBA Playoffs are the best time in sports. We love it more than Super Bowls, March Madness, World Serieseses, and even youth soccer. All that’s without the Cavaliers playing and Spider-Man 3 filming in downtown Cleveland, so this year is even better.

We really have nothing to say that we didn’t cover in yesterday’s previews, and if you don’t think Elizabeth Hassleback getting boozed up at a cheap motel and helping to unleash Black Mamba explains how terrified excited we are, then you haven’t been reading long enough.

We can honestly say as a longtime Cleveland fan, we’ve never had one of our teams in the position the Cavaliers and LeBron are in. We’re not talking about them being in possession of home court advantage, or anything that happens on the court – we’re talking about them being the center of attention.

Back when the Indians were winning in the 90s, it was always, for example, the Yankees lost, not the Indians won. The Cleveland team was always there as some inantimate object. The other team would either win or choke. It’s a subtle difference, but being on the other side of it is odd, to say the least.

Anyway, everyone have fun for the next six weeks. Remember, Pissed LeBron is the scariest player in the world, and after one of the Cleveland writers picked the Wiz in six, the King refused to speak with the media yesterday.

(btw, it looks like Charlie Sheen is a big fan of youth soccer.)

{ 12 comments }

1 J.E. Skeets April 22, 2006 at 12:02 pm

Pissed LeBron is God.

Enjoy today’s games…

2 Brandon Dean Price April 22, 2006 at 12:21 pm

yea I like how they run these quadruple headers the week before finals and that my favorite team is playing a mere 3 hour drive away from me…

3 DARRYL HOWERTON April 22, 2006 at 1:57 pm

HAPPY NBA DAY TO YA!!! IT BEGINS WITH SUMMER, FALL, WINTER, SPRING … AND NOW IT’S MY FAVORITE SEASON–NBA PLAYOFF SEASON!!! … One Hour Til Tip-Off!

4 DARRYL HOWERTON April 22, 2006 at 2:01 pm

Official Predictions …
ELITE EIGHT: Pistons, Heat, Nets, Cavs, Spurs, Suns, Clippers, Mavs.
FINAL FOUR: Pistons, Heat, Spurs, Suns.
FINALS: Pistons, Spurs.
CHAMPION: Spurs

5 JONESONTHENBA April 22, 2006 at 3:08 pm

How excited must you be at this momment??

6 chris April 22, 2006 at 3:19 pm

Hey! The Caves REALLY are in teh playoffs! I thought the NBA was kidding for a while.

7 the sockk April 22, 2006 at 3:51 pm

I’m more excited about the beards than anything else.

8 LeBlog April 22, 2006 at 5:51 pm

amen brother. the Cavs are it and showed it on national television today. time for CLE to shine..

9 chris April 22, 2006 at 5:54 pm

This guy’s pretty good.

10 Ree April 22, 2006 at 9:25 pm

ok, i dont get it, why is he pissed?? other the payton lookin like he wants to make out with him on that cover?

by the way, i cant stand that beard.

11 LUCAS April 24, 2006 at 1:29 pm

Looks like he is about to spike the ball into payton’s face.

12 Harman November 29, 2006 at 8:29 am

Live and learn… Harman

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