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Rasheed Wallace is suspended, SportsOrbis still run by child molestors

by The Cavalier on April 3, 2006 · 8 comments

rasheed wallace 02.gifThe Pistons beat PHX yesterday, which allowed them to win their 59th game of the season and clinch home court advantage throughout the Eastern Conference playoffs.

That clinching win comes with a price, however. A grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave, grave price.

Sheed picked up his 16th technical foul, which under the new rules is an automatic one game suspension – for the first time since 1946, the Pistons will be without one of their starters.

“It will be weird not having one of our main pieces,” Billups said. “We just have to get through it.”

Wallace took the news in stride.

“I don’t care about that No. 16 (stuff),” Wallace said. “Y’all should know that coming from me. It isn’t going to change us and what we’re doing.”

Little known fact – since Sheed isn’t allowed to play, Need4Sheed isn’t allowed to post. This isn’t some NBA rule either; it’s a cosmic law of the universe.

Regardless, this situation is indeed grave. Who will start for the Pistons at power forward? McDyess? Darko? Maybe they could have Sheed shave his head/beard and play anyway – they could say they picked up some CBA guy named Masheed Wallers.

Gravegravegravegravegravegrave.

{ 8 comments }

1 Ree April 3, 2006 at 10:35 am

better that he gets suspended for a game against New Orleans then him getting #16 against them and miss the game against Miami.

we have to take the good witht he bad with Sheed and he has more good to him… i still love him!

2 THE LETTER J April 3, 2006 at 10:53 am

I wonder if SportsOrbis would have let me go into a detailed description of the shocker? Hmmm…

3 The Cavalier April 3, 2006 at 11:01 am

Only if you posted it elsewhere first.

4 Need4Sheed April 3, 2006 at 12:11 pm

I’m going to Disney World if I cant post. How long is my ban Cavalier Stern?

5 The Cavalier April 3, 2006 at 12:16 pm

When Sheed returns, you can too.

6 Moses Guthrie April 3, 2006 at 6:18 pm

I seen it, but I don’t believe it. SportsOrbis are flat out just copying everything verbatim, including the comment about child molesting. Where does it end?!

I have to say though – it’s becoming damn funny!

7 Coby Briggs November 27, 2006 at 1:40 pm

Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer’s likeness…

8 Jeffery Jones November 30, 2006 at 8:15 pm

The judge who put coded messages in his Da Vinci Code plagiarism trial ruling has written another…

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