It’s not often we go to places like sports blogs, but we were forwarded something interesting by a reader this morning.
Over on this post on something called a “Brian Windhorst Cleveland Cavaliers Blog”, one of the commenters mentions the process by which sports television personalities apply their makeup. The majority of the talk is about a LeBrone Jameson or somebody winning some valuation trophy – we skipped it and got right to the spatula talk.
Speaking of guys wearing makeup, whatever happened to that broad on “Cold Pizza” that applied her makeup with a spatula and had a massive set of horse teeth? She looked like the secret love child of Ronald McDonald and Seabiscuit.
We had no idea they used spatulas to apply make-up. We’ve been on a ton of TV shows, and not once have they used a spatula.
We wish they would – ususally the make-up girls just give us a quick once-over, declare us “perfect as is”, beg us to have sex with them, and send us on our way to the set.
If you’re wondering, we usually do go ahead and have that sex – there’s nothing that gets you ready to guest star on 7th Heaven quite like making sweet love to a member of the crew.
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