This is a travel day for us. We should be reaching our destination just in time for the start of Game 2 of Cavs-Wiz.
During our absence, please leave multiple comments regarding the following, so that we may discuss upon logging back on:
1) Why the Lakers will lose Game 2.
2) Bananas.
3) At what age we should finally vote for the first time.
4) How that guy got the nickname “Turbo”.
5) What LeBron’s line will be tonight.
Later – don’t dissappoint us – we want no less than 70 comments.
{ 37 comments }
28 points
12 assists
6 rebounds
Discuss.
1) 8
2) potassium
3) then
4) shat
5) hisself
and when you put it together, you answer each one…kinda.
(I didn’t get much sleep)
1). The Lakers will lose by negative points. There. I said it.
1) Kwame Brown
2) Bananas are good
3) 30
4) eh…
5) 30 10 10
1) tim thomas
2) bananas go great with peanut butter
3) voting’s for suckaz
4) he does a ton of meth
5) 38, 8, 7
1) Luke Walton. Please God, let it be Luke Walton and let Bill Walton be the announcer when it happens.
2) My college never has ripe ones, dammit.
3)When the ticket is Artest-Rodman.
4)Hippie parents.
5) 37 8 6
Damn A-Wood you put that up at the exact same time as me and the numbers are damn near identical. It’s a sign.
Crazy. Also our Luke Walton/Tim Thomas comments kind of cancel each other out.
1 – Because Kobe will chuck like he’s never chucked before
2 – Are delicious fried and served with coconut ice cream
3 – 33. Most people have worked the ‘borderline retarded stupid’ out of their system by then
4 – His dorm room poster of a 911 Porsche with the caption ‘poverty sucks’
5 – 25,9,9 and misses game winner
1) Kobe goes for 40 assts
2) This shhh is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
3)when you make enough money to care
4)Ask his girlfriend
5)2 minutes 1 1 0. His head explodes in the first 2 minutes from all the attention he’s getting.
1) Their point guard is named Smush
2) Adorn the cover of one of the best albums in history (VU + Nico)
3)Whenever you have kids
4) He always used the turbo in Super Off-Road
5)35-12-8
1. Smush
2. high in potassium
3. ideally 18, but sometimes dead people vote so you have time
4. Really liked Turbo from Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo
5. 32pts, 10reb, 11ast
Kobe declares he is better than Jordan with 40 pts on 15 of 60 shooting and 10/10 from free throw.
Monkey?
Voting rocks
he drives a subaru
35 12 12
Yeah I think the Lakers will lose by negative points too!
1) They won’t lose, because they have a GREAT game plan.
2) The Clippers fans last night.
3) 30
4) Let’s just say it involves Cutino and Steve Francis
5) 20 Points, 20 Rebounds, 20 Assists…
1) Kobe ball hogs and Lakers win in OT
2)Great with Rice Chex
3)28
4) Too much Beat Street and Electric Boogaloo
5) 12 9 and 5 GET OFF HIS D*CK EVERYONE…GEEZ….
70pts 25ast 20reb 10stl 12bl
quintuple(?) double.
quintuple double? heck, why not go for septuple – throw in 10 fouls and 10 turnovers. now THAT’s a stat line.
as long as the cavs win.
1) Kobe gets ejected from the game for charging the stands after seeing his wife canoodling with Karl Malone.
2) works well in a smoothie
3) 34
4) because Fuel-Injection is too long for such a small guy
5) 40-15-10 + 4 steals + 2 blocks
avery coach of the year baby
2). A slang term used to describe something that is insane or crazy.
Ex: The Cavalier is bananas if he thinks that Cleveland is advancing to the second round.
One could also use nuts, bonkers, flaky, fruity, unzipped, cuckoo, and barmy.
1) PJax scuffles with Kareem over THE jacket. The distraction proves too much to overcome.
2) Take a bite. Hold. Take a sip of milk. Chew. Swallow. Trust me.
3) I’ll let you know when I figure it out for myself.
4) Premature ejaculation. Duh.
5) 34-9-8
1. They won’t lose, jackasses.
2. A popular Dutch treat is banana served with “meat-meat”.
3. If I were American, I would vote for the chubbiest candidate. So, I guess 22? 23? I started to notice chubbies around then.
4. It was actually “Two-Minute Tony” to the ladies (behind his back), but when he caught wind of this from his dorm buddies and confronted the girls, they said, “No, no. It’s Turbo. Your friends misheard.”
5. 31-7-7, and a shorn choade. Dig it.
1) Kobe is so regular season
2) Kobe enjoys this in certain orafaces
3) 23
4) see #2 to get an idea
5) 27-9-8
1.) Chris Mihm isn’t getting enough minutes
2.) Stuck in my cabanna, living on bananas and blow.
3.) meh, you’re vote doesn’t matter.
4.) It was past down from the former American Gladiator
5.) 34pts, 7rebs, 12ast
1. The fact that Smush is their 3rd best player.
2. http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1684829/
3. when you can crap on a toilet
4. Dont we all with our friends called us Turbo?
5. 28-8-7
1) Tim Thomas is a bitch.
2) Yummy
3) 18
4) Tim Thomas is a bitch.
5) 30/7/6 on 10 of 30 shooting
1. The Gorilla will slip a banana on the court.
2. Bananas are yucky.
3. This presents an intersting discussion. On the one hand, a man is old enough to kill at 17 by joining the army. On the other hand, one can only drink beginning at 21. Therefore, I recommend voting not at a particular age, but instead only if you are intelligent enough to make a competent decision. For most people, that would be only between ages 17-21- one can kill, but not do in under the legal influence of alchohol.
4. An ex-girlfriend
5. 37-8-7, all in a Cavs win, of course.
The Rice Chex reference was going to win until I saw that Becky posted, then she won just by virtue of being her.
I’m back.
hey cavalier.. was that who just yelled the racial comment at eddie jordan?
1) lack of defense by suns and lakers win
2) cute girls licking bananas
3) year 2020 when phil jackson runs for office
4) pre-mature ejaculation
5) 10 TOs for the loss
1) lack of defense by suns and lakers win
2) cute girls licking bananas
3) year 2020 when phil jackson runs for office
4) pre-mature ejaculation
5) 10 TOs for the loss
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10 TOs?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
I AM A WITNESS! 7 – 25!
I witnessed the whole thing.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1) Because they’re playing the Suns.
2) I loved that movie.
3) Pretend there’s a joke about the inflatable Ben Wallace here.
4) No! I’m a Nets fan, why do you ask?
5) 23 pts – 8 assists – 7 rebounds. Cavs in 5 (6 if the Wizards get scrappy).
First comment ever on here for me. Here’s to 70 comments.
Welcome ZSGHOST. Tell me a bit about yourself.
I’m awesome. I mean, thank you.
Great games tonight…very entertaining all around.
Sorry LBJ didn’t seem to care so much tonight, Cav.
Angry Vince gets me fired up.
So does Kevin Martin’s throwback hair.
Everybody check out Twin’s line and someone please explain it to me.
Damn I was close. I said 25, 9 and 9 and the final line was 26, 9 and 1. I picked him to have a rotten game (by his standards) and I overestimated!
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