Tim Duncan is pimping bread

by The Cavalier on April 3, 2006 · 8 comments

Once long ago, we called out for Spurs star Tim Duncan to fulfill his destiny by endorsing bread. Once again, we’ve been proven right.

Now, we know this is supposed to be a jokey commercial. What they don’t know is it’s funny for all the wrong reasons.

Thanks to reader Regan for sending us the H.E.B action and reminding us of our own archived genius.

{ 8 comments }

1 Brandon Dean Price April 3, 2006 at 12:25 pm: You know how they say HEB here? they don’t say the letter H followed by the letter E and then once again followed by the letter B, they say it HEB, like in amoeba, but without the a at the end, and the a at the beginning, and an H instead of that M
2 The Cavalier April 3, 2006 at 1:43 pm: Like “heeb”? Isn’t that a slur for Jewish people?
3 Brandon Dean Price April 3, 2006 at 2:26 pm: there aren’t any jews in texas so I don’t see how that presents a problem
4 The Cavalier April 3, 2006 at 2:31 pm: Isn’t Tony Parker Jewish?
5 Brandon Dean Price April 3, 2006 at 2:40 pm: No but his kids, I hear, will speak French
6 Leonard November 30, 2006 at 6:53 am: A fool and his money are soon parted… Leonard
7 Leonard November 30, 2006 at 6:53 am: A fool and his money are soon parted… Leonard
8 Leonard November 30, 2006 at 6:53 am: A fool and his money are soon parted… Leonard

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