We’re sitting here trying to come up with something to say about that Detroit game last night (and it was a Detroit game) that’s at least a little bit funny, but there’s just nothing there.
The Cavaliers didn’t show up. Somewhere in the first they got down by six and from there decided it just wasn’t worth the effort. Flip Murray decided to embrace his inner Ricky Davis. Larry Hughes decided he wanted to look extra rusty, Z joined him, and the Cavs didn’t give the ball to LeBron on offense for like the first six possessions or something.
There was a definitive moment that summed up the whole thing there in the first quarter. 3 on 2 Cavalier fast break; Snow’s got the ball with Murray on one wing and LeBron on the other. He passes it to Flip.
“What are you guys doing?”
That was our reaction to the entire game. It was so pathetic, ESPN even cut away to other games for stretches at a time. Oh, and LeBron sprained his ankle, which is just a nice capper.
We guess you’re happy if you’re a Pistons fan, but then you guys didn’t think this was a real game anyway. You played fine, but even you can see that Cleveland just wasn’t competing. Tony Delk is a nice guy to have off the bench, but he ain’t that good.
See you next year on the MVP, ‘Bron. We love ya to death, but you don’t deserve it if your team can’t at least show up for this game, 50 wins or not.
Yeah, we’re pissed – plus we’re still crippled without our good computer, so we can’t even do anything to Photoshop anything or anything anything anything. Dead cows are about it – we have no links; no nothin’. We haven’t read a thing about the game and don’t plan to.
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the sprain heard round the world
at least there wasn’t a brawl.
…despite Sideshow Varejao’s best efforts.
Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition…
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