What the f–k? The KitchenAid Spoon Spatula
Published by The Cavalier April 1st, 2006 in Home and Garden, What the f--k?, Spatulas
If you’ve been reading this site for any length of time, you know that we buy most of our spatulas from Amazon.
Not exactly the classiest place to buy a spatula, but we’re not exactly rolling in dough here, okay? You do what you can.
Anyway, in addition to not being rich, we’re also not particularly loyal, which is why we’re ditching Amazon after ordering this KitchenAid Spoon Spatula from them. Let’s start at the product description from the site.
Product Description
With a nice long handle and a curved flexible head you’ll be able to scrape and scoop batter or other ingredients from bowls and pots. Easy to clean, comfy to use, heat-resistant, and coordinated to match your red KitchenAid standmixer, now this is one heck of a spatula!
One heck of a spatula? That’s professional.
Whatever - the point is, it goes on to say that the thing won’t melt. Won’t, for those of you who are grammar impaired, is a contraction for “will not”.
So what happens when we throw our KitchenAid Spoon Spatula in a blast furnace? It melts. At only 3000 degrees. Yeah, that gets a big What the F–k? from the YAY.
Oh, and if you’re wondering why we have a blast furnace in our home, it’s because we’re batshit insane. We also have 15 toliets but no actual bathroom. Wrap your head around that one.
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