We don’t know how many of you are planning to see the new X-Men movie next week, but if you are, be prepared for a profoundly uninvolving experience.
To be able to say that isn’t the result of some strange new form of ESP we’ve developed, but the result of knowing that director Brett Ratner makes incredibly average films. They leave you feeling not really unsatisfied, but not at all satisfied, either. We’ll go to X-Men anyway, because we’re like that, but whatever.
Now his next project, Rush Hour 3, we would never, ever, ever go to in a jergizzion years. Until now, that is. In the tradition of great centers on film…
“I want Yao Ming, the basketball player, to be in it [RUSH HOUR 3]. I want to recreate the fight sequence from the Bruce Lee movie where he fights Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, but I want to do the reverse; I want Chris Tucker to fight Yao Ming. I want that to happen.”
Agreed – let’s see that happen. Anyway, you guys know how this works by now. First we tell you who’s supposed to win, then when they don’t, we get whiny and call someone a cheater.
IT WAS THE GREATEST INJUSTICE OF THE 21ST CENTURY, AND WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL IT’S CORRECTED.
That said, pick your man.
Oh, and if you’re wondering why this is up so late on a Tuesday night, it’s because of that reason we’ll never explain to you ever.
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