We’d feel a bit strange if we didn’t at least mention tonight’s Cavaliers-Wizards Game 6, but we really need to work in the Trailblazers’ team photo massacre, as well. Short version – they had a kid stand in for Zach Randolph, who they were going to Photoshop in later because he skipped class.
Basketbawful has the double-undoctored one, meaning the regular one, because we obviously doctored the undoctored one.
Anyway, back to tonight. We’re not sure how heated this is going to get, despite Washington head coach Eddie Jordan all but guaranteeing a win – Game 5 was pretty freewheeling and confrontation free, and all the guys from both teams hang out in one locker room after the game apparently.
An hour after the game, Arenas sat in the Cavs’ locker room, teasing his opponents. “I could have been Mr. Game 5, Mr. Clutch, but you had to screw it up,” he said, calling to James. “Now I got to call myself Mr. Game 6.”
If Bill Walton’s reading, we’re pretty sure he just got diabetes. Not that we care about players being friends or hanging out – we’d be the last person to be classified as old school in that regard. Especially if it’s Gilbert Arenas, who can do whatever he wants from our perspective.
We really just needed to post something, so that we could give our prediction that the Cavaliers will either win or lose tonight, and tomorrow we’ll come on here and act like either a happy ass-hole or an unhappy one. In the case of the former, it’s because we won. If it’s the latter, obviously the officials screwed up again.
Y’know…about that Blazers pic…we went and looked at the stand-in kid again, and we now think he might actually be a small man. If that’s the case, we feel a little bad. Not that we called him a kid, but that we got something wrong. Time to go cut ourselves again.
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Who is that kid? I don’t even know who he is.
No one knows, that’s why I’m offering up some Blazer memorabilia to the first person that comes up with the stand-ins name.
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