We thought this would be the perfect time to post a little humor, since this site is so goddamn serious all the time and there’s nothing else going on.
As you may remember, we’re proud members of myspace, an exclusive club if ever there was one. As one of the inaugural 70 million people on the site we often seek out others in America’s elite and attempt to be friends with them.
Sometimes it’s an NBA player like fake Allen Iverson or a real NBA player like Ben Gordon. Often times it’s hot chicks or food or AC Slater. When we’re really fortunate is when we can be friends with respected celebrities like the actual Kevin Federline.
Sometimes, we simply want to be friends with a video game character from our youth. The problem arises when said video game character doesn’t want to be our friend. The following back & forth was instigated by our request for friendship.
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From: Bowser, King of the Koopas
Date: May 6, 2006 5:12 PMDo I know you?
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From: Brian
Date: May 6, 2006 8:18 PMYeah i beat you up and saved the princess when i was like ten.
—————– Original Message —————–
From: Bowser, King of the Koopas
Date: May 6, 2006 11:57 PM…..What?
Dude….I’m not the character….
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From: Brian
Date: May 7, 2006 10:06 AMWhat do you mean? I don’t understand.
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From: Bowser, King of the Koopas
Date: May 7, 2006 1:51 PM
What’s so hard to understand? Why does everyone keep giving me friend requests? Can’t you peiople tell the difference between a video game character and REAL people? You think Bowser really has a MySpace, or would even waste his time on one!?Sheesh…
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From: Brian
Date: May 7, 2006 4:36 PMI don’t understand. You’re still mad because I got all the gold coins from the cloud level, aren’t you?
Did “guy who spends time maintaining an elaborate myspace page for a Super Mario Brothers villian” really talk down to us? Who’s a bigger loser – him for being that guy, or us for legitimately being upset he won’t be our friend?
Oh well – at least we’ve got this girl who’s trying to give her parents a heart attack and this super pretty girl. Oh, and we’ll always have sandwich.
{ 24 comments }
maaaddd funny!
This one made them all confused over at FoxSports.
It’s called being a fan. No need to be a prick to the guy.
I don’t understand what you mean.
Ok…. is it me or does Bowser have a serious ego problem here?
We luvs you Bowser!
Jadiannah, hun, he is not a game character. He’s …never mind. One day you’ll figure it out. We can only hope.
LOL Uh… yeah… I know this! It was a joke. Ya’ll just slay me with this stuff.
Hey Bowser! You cheated in the cloud level and you know it. I want my coins back dude!
This is getting a little out of hand here. Everybody listen up! He’s NOT… I repeat, NOT the game character. Ok! Got it? Jesus, get a life people!
What!…..What do you mean?
Roy…! ! What do you not understand.
So you are saying I don’t get my coins back? I had enough problems with the underwater level where he cheated me there too, so don’t tell me he can’t or wasn’t cheating in the clouds. Hey! Some of those jumps were supposed to be close enough to get to otherwise the coins would not have been there! So HA!
Try to explain that to me!
Um…. Bowser? Can I get a rematch on level 3 cuz like man you really blew me away there! Thanks I’d really appreciate it. Peace out!
Hey, Mathew? Do you feel like you got cheated too? Because if you remember the cloud level there were some real issues! You know what I’m saying?
ROFLMAO! Frank are you reading what I’m reading here? Is anyone else seeing this? OMG I’m slayed!
I’m speechless. Truely
I’m speechless. Truely Just shoot me now!
What the Heck is this?
Please…..mercy…Don’t ask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every man is the architect of his own fortunes… Matthew
Every man is the architect of his own fortunes… Matthew
Every man is the architect of his own fortunes… Matthew
Cleanliness is next to godliness… Constance
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