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Christina Aguilera’s clothes EXPLODED

by The Cavalier on May 16, 2006 · 4 comments

lebron james 0001.pngApparently Cavs owner Dan Gilbert makes private, successful guarantees.

TrueHoop kicks more ass, scoring another conversation with a William Wesley confidante. If you like to learn about the inner workings of the NBA business, go read it.

Miami Heat Dancers in FHM, courtesy of The Basketball Jones.

Isiah claims these Larry Brown departure rumors are BS, while Larry’s agent blah blah blah. Didn’t we just do this last year?

FreeDarko has many compliments for LeBron…we think.

Mitch Albom says the Cavs are playing with house money and calls LeBron a science fiction baby.

Is Danny Ainge going to leave the Celts to coach the Sacramento Kings?

Is it just us, or does that third Duke rape indictee look like he’s about 35 years old?

The Cavaliers are heading down to St. Louis to attend the funeral of Justin Hughes today.

Gilbert Arenas is there, too.

The Paxfather says the Knicks can stop making up Ben Gordon-to-NY trade rumors.

We do so enjoy farlane’s NBA Comix.

Christina Aguilera gets pretty naked in the new GQ. That’s probably not safe for work, even though it technically is. It’s a really thin sheet, though.

(As an aside, isn’t funny how like girls in bikinis are considered “safe for work”? We haven’t had an office job in awhile, but we can’t fathom that our boss would’ve been okay with us browsing FHM or Stuff at work.)

{ 4 comments }

1 farlane May 16, 2006 at 12:59 pm

Thanks for enjoying my comix.

I am afraid I may have a hard time doing them now that I have a new job as a publicist for late-night infomercials.

I got a great first client – I really think he’s going to make millions.

2 THE LETTER J May 16, 2006 at 2:44 pm

Actually it’s, “Who else seen the leprechaun say ‘Yeaaaah!’”

“Yeaaaaaaaah!!!!”

Then you make a ‘huh?’ smile.

3 The Future May 16, 2006 at 3:58 pm

Damn, you go to perezhilton? I feel dirty every time I go there.

Which is everyday.

4 The Cavalier May 16, 2006 at 5:09 pm

Yes I go and then I say “jesus this guy is kinda creepy” then I link to his naked Aguilera pics and read about Lindsay Lohan.

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