His name’s Jake, he’s seven years old, he’s the next big thing in Detroit, and he’s calling a sweep.

At what point does this not become okay, dad? If this kid’s doing this at nine or ten, are you sitting there laughing it up? What if he’s eighteen and he’s still standing on the chair, shirtless and rubbing his stomach?
(Thanks to the lovely and charming Tiffany for the tip.)












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Those Thundestix are close enough to get us all arrested.
The internet will be closed for the next 10 minutes for a vigorous cleaning.
I think I see Michael Jackson in the picture…
i really hate that dad… almost as much as i hate manu ginobilis dad and bruce bowens dad
does this kid rap too? it’d make sense. really would.
Zack how pissed would you get if I Photoshopped you wearing Spurs gear?
just make sure you have me in the act of ending my life
Soooo…who’s this Tiffany?
Y’know Matt I’ve been trying to figure your angle for awhile now and that comment confirmed what I thought.
You’re in love with me.
Somebody please, please, shoot that damn kid.
Damn…
Now if I could only figure out where to send the nikes…
only The Cavalier could do it justice, I knew it.
This is fucking disgusting.
The face is the index of the mind… Eleanor
The face is the index of the mind… Eleanor
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