His name’s Jake, he’s seven years old, he’s the next big thing in Detroit, and he’s calling a sweep.

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At what point does this not become okay, dad? If this kid’s doing this at nine or ten, are you sitting there laughing it up? What if he’s eighteen and he’s still standing on the chair, shirtless and rubbing his stomach?

(Thanks to the lovely and charming Tiffany for the tip.)


19 Responses to “Jake the Dancing Kid is talking trash”

  1. 1 TVBrain

    Those Thundestix are close enough to get us all arrested.
    The internet will be closed for the next 10 minutes for a vigorous cleaning.

  2. 2 The Enforcer

    I think I see Michael Jackson in the picture…

  3. 3 zack k

    i really hate that dad… almost as much as i hate manu ginobilis dad and bruce bowens dad

  4. 4 The Big Picture

    does this kid rap too? it’d make sense. really would.

  5. 5 The Cavalier

    Zack how pissed would you get if I Photoshopped you wearing Spurs gear?

  6. 6 zack k

    just make sure you have me in the act of ending my life

  7. 7 MattB

    Soooo…who’s this Tiffany?

  8. 8 The Cavalier

    Y’know Matt I’ve been trying to figure your angle for awhile now and that comment confirmed what I thought.

    You’re in love with me.

  9. 9 MK

    Somebody please, please, shoot that damn kid.

  10. 10 MattB

    Damn…

    Now if I could only figure out where to send the nikes…

  11. 11 tiffany

    only The Cavalier could do it justice, I knew it.

  12. 12 The Beard

    This is fucking disgusting.

  13. 13 Eleanor

    The face is the index of the mind… Eleanor

  14. 14 Eleanor

    The face is the index of the mind… Eleanor

  15. 15 Cordell Langlois

    Alec Baldwin asks for his voice to be removed from an "unfair" documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger…

  16. 16 Jimmy Mccorkle

    Madonna says she may adopt another child from abroad following her proposed adoption of a Malawian boy…

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