Kwame Brown is a neat guy
Published by The Cavalier May 2nd, 2006 in Kobe Bryant, LA Lakers, Crime, Sex, Kwame Brown
Prepare for an onslaught of “Kobe Bryant picked the perfect time to become a mentor to the young guys on the team” jokes.
Kwame Brown is under investigation for sexual assault. Now, we claimed long ago that Kwame was a creepy weirdo, but we had no idea it was actually true, so the most important aspect of this whole thing is that we might be psychic.
“The assault is alleged to have occurred in the early morning hours of April 29,” said Officer Jason Lee, a police spokesman.
The case is under investigation by the department’s Robbery Homicide Division. Police have notified the district attorney’s office of the investigation.
What’s cooler, that there’s another Laker storyline to follow, or that the star of My Name is Earl is helping investigate the case?
Lost in all of the sexual, celebrity, and psychic revelations in this case is the fact that a girl might have been raped, so if you laughed at any of this post, you should be ashamed of yourself and donate additional dollars to Who Shot Mamba?.
i thought he was a virgin, or does he not count assaults
Oh, but don’t forget, he’s so great in bed…according to Billboard Model (who’s probably a dude) and others.
Let’s get this clear. Kwame is not a person who would EVER disrespect any female for any reason. It’s not in his character. The woman was desprate and she’s looking to get paid. It’s that simple.
Hey DCSPORTSCHICK, woman to ‘chick’- why can’t you get over him? He’s gone from your town, maybe you have an emotional attatchment that keeps you saying such evil and spiteful things. Where’s your husband while your on the web? Obviously not paying enough attention to you, how sad. Someone get this girl a KWAME SWEAT’ND TOWEL so she’ll calm down!
And you’re still angry at me to huh…You ever see Crash- “I’m angry all the time and I don’t know why?!” Just look out for the steps in your house. I’d hate for your anger to get the best of you…
My bad “attachment”- haha…
CHARGES WERE DROPPED, NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO CONVICT- He is a great guy on and off the court. Too bad NBA fans or society in general like to take their insecurites out on others where they themselves are lacking. He had this quote to say. “Two months ago I assured everyone that I was completely innocent of any wrongdoing,” Brown said in a statement. “I am gratified that the authorities have come to the same conclusion and that the matter is being dropped. I have been upset and frustrated to be wrongly and very publicly accused of something that I did not do and to have my name and reputation so unfairly damaged.”
“It is nothing short of despicable that in today’s environment completely unfounded allegations can so easily be made against someone in the public eye with no accountability whatsoever,” Brown said.
“There is no point served by any further comment on the situation and I simply would like Laker fans to know that I am putting it behind me and focused on advancing my career and helping my team in any way I can,” he said.