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Matt Leinart is getting herpes

by The Cavalier on May 3, 2006 · 17 comments

tom hanks da vinci code 2.pngSorry, we know you come here for NBA action, but we just read that Matt Leinart is executing a flawless publicity plan dating Paris Hilton.

Were not one to bash on Paris – we actually think she’s done well to create a nice brand. She is what she is, and she doesn’t put up a weird front about it. Kind of like what Schwarzenegger always did with his movies, but for public-figure sluttiness. And yeah, she can look kinda like an ostrich with down syndrome sometimes, but we think she’s hot.

The point we’re making is this, though. Isn’t it common knowledge that Paris has herpes?

We can see getting tricked into catching herpes – god knows that’s how we spread it – but how do you walk into the situation with your eyes wide open?

In other sad disease-related news, George Karl has all kinds of problems, basketball related and not. If we had to guess, he won’t be back with the Nugs next year. Best of luck to all involved.

(Go Cavs.)

{ 17 comments }

1 The Big Picutre May 3, 2006 at 11:16 pm

good call with the down syndrome…as for the herpes, she must contain the breakouts well. perhaps she should star in one of those herpes commericals

2 N May 4, 2006 at 12:02 am

Baseline layups are cool.

3 Todd Lerner May 4, 2006 at 12:09 am

Oh, christ. I can’t wait to see the blogasm tomorrow morning after that game. I’m actually afraid.

4 JONESONTHENBA May 4, 2006 at 3:18 am

Here goes your weekly token P-Hilton post. Enough Hilton already!

5 dreweleven May 4, 2006 at 5:33 am

Paris Hilton is the unholy spawn of Howard the Duck and Tea Leoni.

6 drewseph May 4, 2006 at 5:35 am

The awful lovechild of Howard the Duck and Lea Thompson, she is.

I have a hard time cheering for The Wizz against Team Beard, but I have to.

7 Herpes girl July 20, 2006 at 4:13 pm

I don’t like Paris but still don’t think it’s the reason to push forward the story about her herpes.

8 Herpes girl July 20, 2006 at 4:17 pm

I don’t like Paris but still don’t think it’s the reason to push forward the story about her herpes.
http://www.1in4-date.com

9 Jacob Sisson November 21, 2006 at 1:10 pm

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10 Jacob Sisson November 21, 2006 at 1:11 pm

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11 Isaac November 29, 2006 at 8:35 am

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do (can be done) today… Isaac

12 Morgan November 30, 2006 at 6:52 am

They are hand and glove… Morgan

13 Morgan November 30, 2006 at 6:52 am

They are hand and glove… Morgan

14 Morgan November 30, 2006 at 6:52 am

They are hand and glove… Morgan

15 Rawsone November 30, 2006 at 7:04 am

All promises are either broken or kept… Rawsone

16 Rawsone November 30, 2006 at 7:04 am

All promises are either broken or kept… Rawsone

17 Gunnar Carman November 30, 2006 at 8:11 pm

Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer’s likeness…

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