tom hanks da vinci code 2.pngSorry, we know you come here for NBA action, but we just read that Matt Leinart is executing a flawless publicity plan dating Paris Hilton.

Were not one to bash on Paris - we actually think she’s done well to create a nice brand. She is what she is, and she doesn’t put up a weird front about it. Kind of like what Schwarzenegger always did with his movies, but for public-figure sluttiness. And yeah, she can look kinda like an ostrich with down syndrome sometimes, but we think she’s hot.

The point we’re making is this, though. Isn’t it common knowledge that Paris has herpes?

We can see getting tricked into catching herpes - god knows that’s how we spread it - but how do you walk into the situation with your eyes wide open?

In other sad disease-related news, George Karl has all kinds of problems, basketball related and not. If we had to guess, he won’t be back with the Nugs next year. Best of luck to all involved.

(Go Cavs.)


17 Responses to “Matt Leinart is getting herpes”

  1. 1 The Big Picutre

    good call with the down syndrome…as for the herpes, she must contain the breakouts well. perhaps she should star in one of those herpes commericals

  2. 2 N

    Baseline layups are cool.

  3. 3 Todd Lerner

    Oh, christ. I can’t wait to see the blogasm tomorrow morning after that game. I’m actually afraid.

  4. 4 JONESONTHENBA

    Here goes your weekly token P-Hilton post. Enough Hilton already!

  5. 5 dreweleven

    Paris Hilton is the unholy spawn of Howard the Duck and Tea Leoni.

  6. 6 drewseph

    The awful lovechild of Howard the Duck and Lea Thompson, she is.

    I have a hard time cheering for The Wizz against Team Beard, but I have to.

  7. 7 Herpes girl

    I don’t like Paris but still don’t think it’s the reason to push forward the story about her herpes.

  8. 8 Herpes girl

    I don’t like Paris but still don’t think it’s the reason to push forward the story about her herpes.
    http://www.1in4-date.com

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    They are hand and glove… Morgan

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