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NBA ratings are up

by The Cavalier on May 15, 2006 · 8 comments

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We’re not sure how it all fits together, but somehow Brian Lowry of Variety has tied in his theory of how the networks should run themselves to the NBA Playoff ratings. (Don’t bother clicking unless you subscribe – we’ll quote all pertinent info.)

So yeah – he says it’s tied in with marketing young stars and slams baseball, but the point is that apparently ratings are up so far this year, thanks to an awesome batch of first round series.

Once again, fans are buzzing about NBA games, reflected in across-the-board demographic gains, with cable outlet TNT eclipsing an 11-year-old first-round playoff record during the Lakers-Phoenix Suns series — a mark set back when Michael Jordan ruled the airwaves. Pretty good timing for a league whose TV contract is up for renewal after the 2007-08 season.

That’s good news for all, eh? Not only are ratings up, but more people are watching.

Not only that, but when the games are on, the number of homes that are tuned in is higher than it was in previous years.

If you think that can’t be topped, understand this – if there’s a game on, and the machines that track the ratings are tabulating numbers, those numbers are mathematically larger than they used to be.

Incredibly, it gets better. If you took a survey of everyone in a America, and one of the questions was “Are you watching the NBA Playoffs”, the results would show an increased number of “Y” checks than a similar survey done last year.

In conclusion, we must apologize to Brian Lowry. Every time we say your name, whether in our head or out loud, we do it just like Martin Lawrence did in that one scene in Bad Boys, when he’s all growling like, “Mike LOWRY. I’m Mike LOWGHRY.”

{ 8 comments }

1 JONESONTHENBA May 15, 2006 at 12:39 pm

Mike LAAAAAAWRRRRRY…Like the seasoning salts…

2 JONESONTHENBA May 15, 2006 at 12:39 pm

Mike Laaawwrrry…Like the Seasoning Salts

3 The Cavalier May 15, 2006 at 1:22 pm

No, like the seasoning salts.

My mom used to use that stuff.

4 The Big Picture May 15, 2006 at 3:33 pm

ratings are up b/c people think The Closer is on when the playoffs are on instead. (The Closer is a TNT original shitcom or something, right?)

5 The Cavalier May 15, 2006 at 3:59 pm

I don’t know, but every single time that chick walks across the screen, I think she’s on the court for a second.

6 Exodus May 15, 2006 at 4:03 pm

It’s a “shitcom” alright and I’m pretty sure TNT made it. I think TNT needs a new commercial rotation if only for one night. I think everyone knows the condition Vince’s dog has and that Samantha is a whore and will put out if you bring her a quarter pounder but make sure it has cheese.

7 Cxvore October 10, 2006 at 12:22 pm

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8 Rickey Hayden November 26, 2006 at 11:55 pm

Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year…

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