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Pat Riley is tan

by The Cavalier on May 9, 2006 · 5 comments

beyonce.pngValidation comes in many forms.

A lot of you laughed or thought we were joking way back when we were calling the New York Knicks to inquire about Larry Brown’s tan, but now it’s all coming out into the open.

We’ll skip over NJ’s blowout win in Miami last night to dig into the sliver of light shining on what many of you said was some crazy conspiracy theory.

”I was tan when I was the president,” Riley said. “I had a nice tan.” [snip]

Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip. We win, you lose. Next time we do something and you think it’s just another crazy joke or something, maybe you’ll think before you don’t do anything. Et tu, Brute? (That may or may not be spelled right – we don’t care. We laugh at the state of our own ignorance! It is humorous!)

On a less grave, less dead-fucking-serious note – same story last night. Shaq had lots of fouls, everyone wore white, Dan Le Batard justifies it somehow.

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{ 5 comments }

1 B Teezy May 9, 2006 at 12:24 pm

Scoop Jackson sucks….

2 zachille o'neal May 9, 2006 at 1:56 pm

i’m hungry. i’ma go eat some people food.

3 Steve B. May 9, 2006 at 2:58 pm

That dude who’s the reporter in the Vince Carter commercial is Harold Wormser from Revenge of the Nerds. And to a lesser extent, Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise. I thought I saw him at a Bennigan’s once.

4 The Cavalier May 9, 2006 at 3:11 pm

A funny thing to do is go into Bennigans and when your waitress comes over, before she can speak, say really nicely, “hey, I just wanted to tell you I’m really enjoying my time at Bennigan’s so far. This should be a lot of fun!”

5 Steve B. May 9, 2006 at 11:19 pm

Oh man, I’m definitely doing that tonight when I take my girlfriend there for our anniversary.

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