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Just like with that one guy who played for that one team in the 70s, just showing his face may turn things in the Suns’ favor.

Craig Sager just now reported in the pregame that Raja Bell was in the trainer’s room getting a facial having his calf worked on.

Now the rest of the TNT guys are talking about the game. We don’t know what they’re saying, though. If we listened, we could probably figure it out.

The truth of the matter is that last night after DET-MIA, we were clicking around and came upon something called Karate Dog on ABC Family. Get this:

When LAPD computer expert Peter Fowler (Simon Rex) investigates the killing of an old man (Pat Morita) in Chinatown, he finds the only witness is his dog, Cho Cho (voice of Chevy Chase). But Fowler soon discovers Cho Cho is the only dog in the world who can speak to humans… not only that, Cho Cho is an expert in martial arts. When they join forces to track down the mastermind behind the death of Cho Cho’s master, it leads these unusual partners into uncovering a dangerous conspiracy which puts both of their lives in danger.

A quick once-over of that will surely inspire an “Awww that’s cute for the kids,” right?

You know who plays the mastermind? Academy Award Winner Jon Voight. The climax is Voight kung-fu fighting a talking dog, while Simon Rex is like “C’mon Cho Cho! You can do it! You’re my best friend!”

That’s really all there was to say. Don’t forget to go donate to Who Shot Mamba? - after last night we’re pretty sure we can get Jon Voight involved somehow. It’s almost June, people - time be short.

By the way, we missed this part of the film pictured above, but apparently part of Karate Dog’s repertoire involves kicking people in the junk and setting people’s asses on fire.