WHO SHOT MAMBA IPHONE

Richard Jefferson is playing

by The Cavalier on May 10, 2006 · 7 comments

richard jefferson 001.pngAs reported first by brand new Mamba T-shirt owner Becky, Nets SF Richard Jefferson will play in Game 2 tonight.

Just for kicks, let’s get some confirmation on that. Nope, that’s just another “Shaq is old” column. Capitalization aside, we’ll believe Becky, although she doesn’t approve of RJ’s decision:

something about manu really makes me want to throw things at the tv.
but w/out le tony, we would not have le crepes in le oven. c’est la vie.

RJ apparently will play tonight. stupid, stupid.

just bought my mamba shirt, 8-10 business days til total happiness.

Considering they won Game 1 and essentially did what they came to do, ie split, one must question if this is a wise choice by Richard.

Still, the Heat are a little rattled, and maybe this is his moment to walk onto the court and have everyone inspired by his mere presence. Maybe he could wear that boot and inspire people with bum ankles everywhere.

Who knows – when we’re just depending on our own website’s comments section for the news, the possibilities are truly endless.

One thing’s for sure. Now that Deadspin is selling “You’re with me, leather” t-shirts, the opportunity for synergy exists as never before.

How long before the first black market “You’re With Me, Mamba” or “Who Shot Will from Deadspin?” shirts are out there, maybe from those punk-ass thieving bitches at That Sports Blog.

{ 7 comments }

1 The Big Picture May 10, 2006 at 4:29 pm

Who shot That Sports Blog? Or who is gonna tear him another asshole?

2 A-Wood May 10, 2006 at 4:36 pm

If RJ’s not in horrible pain, he should play. I don’t think the Nets can beat Miami without him. While a split is all they really need, jumping out to a 2-0 lead would be pretty fantastic. Any team with Dwyane and Shaq is inherently scary and NJ should jump on them when they can.

But it’s not like anyone’s gonna beat the Pistons this decade, so this hardly matters.

3 The Cavalier May 10, 2006 at 4:39 pm

Is there a good idea for a “go Philly” T-shirt out there?

4 the sockk May 10, 2006 at 4:49 pm

http://www.crushkill.com/archives_2/commando.jpg

“Go Philly on illiteracy”

5 Becky May 10, 2006 at 11:55 pm

well. THAT was fun. I’m pretty sure RJ could have gotten the rest tonight and it wouldn’t have made much difference. that’s just me though.

I actually purchased a Berman shirt today too for someone.

and you would think w/ 7 years of french class, I would have typed “LES crepes.” merde.

6 Becky May 10, 2006 at 11:57 pm

oh. and I will capitalize when I DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE IT.

7 The Cavalier May 11, 2006 at 1:53 am

I love you.

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