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Scoop Jackson did not EXPLODE on LA

by The Cavalier on May 2, 2006 · 1 comment

chauncey billups 001.jpgScoop Jackson spends a week in LA to gauge the potential of Clips-Lakers, and writes something one could write without ever stepping foot in the US, let alone Los Angeles.

Ira Winderman is already showing cracks, and regretting Shaq’s big $100M extention.

Pistons beat Bucks, Milwukeeans (cede they’re not as good as Detroit.

Also from ESPN, their All-Time Team Playoff Tourney is actually quite fun, but how come the Cavs don’t have a team? They’ve made the playoffs like seven times and even advanced once!

What’s meaner – injecting a passed out girl with heroin, or drawing blood from a passed out girl to paint with?

How does Rip Hamilton get fined more than Reggie Evans, unless making Chris Kaman sterile is considered a service to the future of humanity?

Jones on the NBA would rather listen to Madonna than watch the Lakers make history.

Mavs sweep Grizzles, Dirk gets all Deer Hunter.

The Heat are keeping their team turmoil inside, except for when they do it in front of 20K and on national TV. Everything is allegedly good with Payton-Wade after a team meeting.

Need4Sheed has taken to PSing tutus onto the Bucks, in what seems like a fairly cruel thing to do to a team that’s getting steamrolled already.

Juice!!!! Juice!!!!

Don’t forget to feed your Mamba today if you haven’t – FAQ coming later.

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1 JONESONTHENBA May 2, 2006 at 11:50 am

Anyone that went to Coachella to listen to Madonna is totally an uncultured fool.

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