We’re starting to feel like this whole Kobe thing is scripted or something.
Guess who had a little miracle this morning, just after having two miracles yesterday afternoon?
Oh, and guess who else had a little miracle this morning after the Bulls’ little miracle which happened just prior?
Gianna Maria-Onore Bryant was born at 2:03 a.m. in Orange County, Calif. ESPN’s Jim Gray reported that she was 6 pounds, 7 ounces and 18.5 inches long.
[Shaq] and his wife, Shaunie, welcomed a new daughter. Mearah Sanaa O’Neal was born just before 5 a.m. Monday morning, and team officials said the baby girl and her mother were resting comfortably.
It’s the third girl for the O’Neals, with Mearah joining sisters Taahirah and Amirah and brothers Myles, Shareef and Shaqir, who turned 3 last month.
First of all, congrats to all, both on the babies, and in Shaq’s case, making up at least three entirely new names.
For the rest of us, adjust for the time zones, and these babies were born within ten minutes of each other. You know how crazy that is? It’s crazy.
Let’s get a little deeper and explain the craziness. It’s so crazy. On a scale of crazy-to-10, it’s high. Above “kinda crazy”, and also about “really crazy”. Adjust that for time zones, as well, and we think you can see where this is going.
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Shaq is starting his own franchise.
annoying. Lebron traveled, and he wasn’t even close to taking a charge on Gilbert on the previous play. Enough w/ the homerism, it’s annoying, the cavs aren’t that good, sorry. Your GM sucks, he signs guys like Z, Donyell, Damon Jones, and Larry Hughes … wow you have that 4 seed locked in for the next 5 years … good for you. The Wizards don’t have the chosen one but they also don’t have 4 shitty players to play w/ him. Good luck being better than crappy for a long time.
Thanks for staying on topic.
…And providing a nice complete thought….
That totally misses the point. Shaq’s wife can give birth to at least six of his giant children and live. What are the medical ramifications of this? Does she have adamantium child bearing hips? Fuck stem cells, I want whatever she’s having.
That guy distracts from the real issue: how can any woman give birth to six of Shaq’s giant children and live? What does this mean for medical science? Does she have adamantium child bearing hips? Forget stem cells, I’ll take whatever she’s having.
sorry bout the double post…lousy browser
Wolveruterus?
No stranger than Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes and Brooke Shields having their kids on the same day. I’m sure the pleasantries exchanged in this case were just as pleasant as those exchanged in the other.
Oh, wait, I forgot. Shaq and Kobe have made up. Right…
Goddamn, Chris Kaman sounds like he’s tweaking.
Goddamn, Chris Kaman sounds like he’s tweaking.
Anybody else think it was weird that Jim Gray was on the scene? Was he sideline-reporting from the maternity ward? Did he do the weighing and measuring? Were Dei Lynam and Craig Sager there, too? And, if so, how many newborns will grow up colorblind after peeping Sager’s jacket?
Sager just had a kid last week too, didn’t he?
That’s right, I saw him handing out cigars on Inside. I wonder what that kid’s first pair of pajamas are going to look like…
just becuase the husband is big the kids will be born small, shaq was only at 7. somthin odd pounds when he was born
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