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The Clippers are focused on the Clippers

by The Cavalier on May 2, 2006 · 6 comments

The Clips are moving on to the second round after giving the Nuggets the boot last night, and contrary to what everyone knows is true, they claim they’re not thinking about the Lakers.

True or false or kinda true or whatever, let’s just take a moment and allow the Clips to bask in their glory.

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Good, now that that’s finished, the Reggie Evans finally spoke out about his crotch-grabbing, which apparently is habitual.

“The tape speaks for itself without me saying it,” Evans said. “If I did something wrong, I would have been suspended. Let’s put it like that. [Chris Kaman] is entitled to say whatever he wants to say,” Evans said. “It’s America, freedom of speech.”

Clippers forward Elton Brand claimed it was a repeat incident by Evans. “Somebody said he did it in college,” Brand said. “They had tape.”

Whatever the case, you can be sure Reggie Evans will be fielding some interesting questions while exploring his free agency this summer. Questions like “What do you think you can bring to this team?” and “Are you thinking about my testicles right now?”

{ 6 comments }

1 zack May 2, 2006 at 10:09 am

Elton Brand claims that Reggie experimented with nuts in college and that’s not the focus of this post?

2 The Cavalier May 2, 2006 at 10:40 am

Are. You. Ever. Happy.

(In case you’re Mavs Zack, apologies. I’m tlaking to the other Zack.)

3 not mavs zack May 2, 2006 at 11:26 am

lately i’m not. the girl i love is leaving town to take a job so all i can do is take on my aggression on innocent bloggers.

4 not mavs zack May 2, 2006 at 11:27 am

lately i’m not. the girl i love is leaving town to take a job so all i can do is take out my aggression on innocent bloggers.

5 JONESONTHENBA May 2, 2006 at 12:12 pm

The worst thing Reggie Evans could have done before free agency. I mean other than pull an Artest (attempting to kill beer swilling fans) or Jay Williams (ridding a motorcylce and crashing it into a poll), or Nene (tearing out your knee in a contract year). Teams are going to use that as a bargaining chip. I can see the conversation between a GM and his agent Dan Fegan now. “Dan, Reggie might get 10 boards per game, but his affinity for going after loose balls makes his value dip a bit.”

6 alex May 2, 2006 at 12:26 pm

hooray for comic strips

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