WHO SHOT MAMBA IPHONE

The Clips and Suns are going to war

by The Cavalier on May 22, 2006 · 17 comments

And lo, in the sweltered, sun-drenched lands of the PHX, shall a great battle be waged…and only a single being, or group of beings operating under the banner of a single organization, shall possess the spoils of victory…

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Let’s get retarded, oh yeah!
Let’s get retarded, oh yeah!
And now there’s dancing, oh yeah!
Let’s get retarded! Hey hey!

I like basketball, oh yeah!
It is real ne-eat, oh yeah!
Who is retarded, oh god!
Fuck shit damn swears, ba-by!

Who’s out there dancing? I am!
Who isn’t dancing? I’m not!
There’s nothing to sa-ay! Oh no!
That chick Fergie is ugly, hell yeah!

She’s got a great body, she does!
That’s what makes it we-eird, oh yeah!
There’s no reason to say that, oh no!
That is retarded, oh god!

This post makes no sense, oh yeah!
Here’s my boy Skip Bayless, oh yeah!
Thanks to Todd for the link, fuck yeah!
Hey there’s more swearing, uh-oh!

We didn’t make the finals of that FOXsports thing, oh yeah!
We can’t imagine why-y, oh yeah!
They could have awesome shit like thi-is, hey hey!
It takes some talent, oh god!

This game will be good, oh yeah!
So give me money, oh yeah!
To make Who Shot Mamba, oh yeah!
The Suns will wi-in, that’s good grammar!

(Special thanks to whoever left this big pile of drugs on our coffee table.)

{ 17 comments }

1 Paul Teeple May 22, 2006 at 4:00 pm

Tim Duncan says:

“It’s basically retarded.”

2 Exodus May 22, 2006 at 4:07 pm

I’m surprise Tim Duncan has enough intelligence to make a basic sentence.

3 Brandon Dean Price May 22, 2006 at 4:10 pm

Thermometer update!

4 Exodus May 22, 2006 at 4:33 pm

I know this has nothing to do with anything…. but I was over at youtube and ran into a video. It shows the reason why you shouldn’t use crack and have a camera on hand… If you are brave enought, here’s the link… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMf40daefsI&dpos=2

5 tiffany May 22, 2006 at 4:34 pm

this is awesome, oh yea!

6 Don May 22, 2006 at 4:42 pm

What the FUCK is cassell doing in that picture?! I’m going to be trying to drink that image out of my mind tonight after the game.

7 The Cavalier May 22, 2006 at 4:48 pm

BDP I’ll have one up tonight.

Dude that Mortal Kombat thing makes me glad we didn’t have YouTube when I was in my teens.

8 Todd Lerner May 22, 2006 at 5:52 pm

You’re welcome! Thanks back at ya!

9 Christine May 22, 2006 at 7:25 pm

Oh god, Cassell..no.

10 becky May 22, 2006 at 11:58 pm

freaking sweeet.
it’s been bothering me for like 2 weeks now- what are those weird suction cup thingies duncan has on the sides of his chest?

11 Nick May 23, 2006 at 12:07 am
12 Rob May 23, 2006 at 1:23 am

PHX kept their starters in ’til the end? In that blowout? How classless. I hope Dallas wipes the court with them.

13 zack k May 23, 2006 at 1:27 am

WOWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww MAVS I LOVE THIS GAME

14 Nba news May 23, 2006 at 8:56 am

The suns were struggling it’s gonna be the same against Dallas.

15 Exodus May 23, 2006 at 9:41 am

At least we won’t see a repeat of the Spurs.. All I know is, my legs a freakin tired today from jumping around my house and going nuts during every quarter. I still feel that Dallas was screwd in the third quarter because they got fouled everytime they went down the court but never got the calls. Ofcourse the Spurs got a call if any part of someone even brushed against them.

I am a Suns fan but without Amare they don’t stand a chance but will be fun to watch though.

I just wish now that Detroit fell. That way we would be guaranteed to have someone new with the trophy.

Mavs in 5.

16 Nick May 23, 2006 at 12:07 pm

I think people are underestimating the Suns chances against the Mavs. The Mavs will run and then the Suns always have a chance. The last time they played (4/13) the Suns beat the Mavs by 13 in Dallas. This was a game the Mavs really wanted to win because they were trying to catch SA at the time.

It was also in the middle of the Suns late season slump. We should have Kurt Thomas back as well. He should be able to give us 6 good fouls in the 10-15 minutes he plays…

17 Abigail January 30, 2007 at 11:04 am

Howdy Folks. I was wondering if anyone had any details on the Eastern re-union that is being held in Moncton in 2007. Cheers, Dan

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