The Pistons are terrified

by The Cavalier on May 4, 2006 · 10 comments

You could feel the tension in Detroit last night from all the way here in Los Angeles. Could the Pistons possibly succeed in their quest to send Milwaukee home?

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It was close, but through determination and an all-business attitude, Detroit referred to the Bucks as sausage and earned itself a few days off to watch Cavs-Wizards, the winner of which will have the honor of being decimated next.

pistons.pngThe only thing that can stop them now is their unpredicatable reaction to the devastating news that assistant Sidney Lowe is leaving to coach NC State, or this kid, who was dancing in the crowd in the fourth quarter.

If we didn’t think it’d land us in jail, we’d even say he was dancing provocatively. Whatever it was, it was disturbing as all hell.

Where are your parents, and do they make you be like this at home?


1 Exodus May 4, 2006 at 4:34 pm

His parents were probably at home doing it with him! Now I know why I haven’t been to Detroit yet! All jokes aside, that kid shoulda been wearing a hard hat or something. Weird as hell though.

2 Exodus May 4, 2006 at 4:35 pm

One last thing, I think he might just be crazy enough to of shot Mamba!

3 the sockk May 4, 2006 at 4:39 pm


4 anonymous May 4, 2006 at 5:35 pm

I’m sure you noticed this,but PTI now has the infamous blow-up Ben Wallace “portable defender” or whatever in the background.

5 Ree May 4, 2006 at 6:13 pm

that kid is at every game. they have season tickets and is always dancing topless at some point in the game. At last nites game he wasnt as crazy as he uauslly goes.

6 Sean May 4, 2006 at 10:56 pm

‘Sheed has some f*cked up teeth.

7 Exodus May 5, 2006 at 9:51 am

Wait, you are telling me, Ree, that he goes crazier than that? I am really never going to go to a game in Detroit now! I could just see that kid running down to the court when they win the Eastern Finals and doing his “weird” dance.

8 Muhammad Lusk November 27, 2006 at 7:22 pm

Record company EMI sign a deal with the estate of crooner Dean Martin to use the singer’s likeness…

9 Annanias November 30, 2006 at 6:55 am

Fortune is easily found, but hard to be kept… Annanias

10 Annanias November 30, 2006 at 6:55 am

Fortune is easily found, but hard to be kept… Annanias

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