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Britney Spears and the ever more tragic EXPLOSIONS

by The Cavalier on June 13, 2006 · 16 comments

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We know this is what everyone said would happen to her, and we know we’ve mentioned it every time she resurfaces, but it keeps getting worse – enough so that we bring it up again.

Britney now looks like goblin, and you can learn more Thursday on Dateline NBC, which seems to have something of interest to us every week now. We’d like to say that reflects nicely on us, but more than likely, it’s saying something about Dateline.

In other “hot chicks of the late 1990s that have turned into monsters” news, Denise Richards is a ghoul.

Basketbawful discovered something called a “truthbox” yesterday.

This dude thinks this Steve Nash video blog is hilarious. Unfortunately, it’s horrible. Good concept, terrible execution.

Sam Smith is making up trades again, this time for Paul Pierce. Will someone please toss the PP-KG-Jermaine 3-way out there and get it over with already?

David Stern might go clean up the AAU system, personally going out and teaching the youth about proper bounce pass protocols.

Need4Sheed pokes fun at Dwyane Wade’s footwear.

Dick Vitale has his picks for the dudes that can help right away in this year’s draft.

If you use HGH and play in the NBA, it’s smooth sailing from here.

{ 16 comments }

1 J.E. Skeets June 13, 2006 at 11:16 am

Agreed. In fact, future ideas like the “Steve Nash video blog” should immediately be sent to either YAY or TBJ to produce…

2 The Cavalier June 13, 2006 at 11:22 am

It actually made me mad to watch.

3 Nick June 13, 2006 at 12:05 pm

Yeah that was fucking lame. I think that might be Will from Deadspin, though.

4 MrBastard June 13, 2006 at 1:55 pm

I think every headline that begins “NBA Player’s Union Will not…” should be subtitled (unless Stern says so)

5 Brian Laesch July 19, 2006 at 11:49 pm

I would like to congratulate and thank you for finding my Steve Nash video blog and ripping it. I will be making more of them just to make The Cavalier even more mad.

But you are right, I was being lazy. This thing could have been a lot better. I will take some money out of my savings and take out a loan or 2 to improve the production value of all future Steve Nash video blogs. I’m going to go to Kinko’s later to work on a business plan as well. I think this thing could go worldwide or even…dare I say…nationwide.

If you want to produce them and pay me though, maybe we can work out a deal since you guys are really good. I’ll only sell to Yay though, not TBJ. I hate him, even though I’ve never read his site.

6 Goregous George July 20, 2006 at 12:34 am

Wow great links to other sides guys, you are really orginal, also you guys have a Britney spears parody, your guys is material is like 3 minutes of laughs packed into 15 minutes, Also I love people who are arrogant on the internet because it usually means they are making up for the fact that they come up short in real life, like you guys could ever play hoops, why don’t you guys just hurry up and die of AIDS or something?

7 Gorgeous George July 20, 2006 at 12:39 am

Oh yea, you guys rip on britney and she has fell off, but like you could get any chick dudes, seriously you guys its obvious by your arrogant blog against womens looks that you are concieted from the fact that you get no chicks, people who are sports writers (or wannabes on your level) are people who couldn’t do on any level, you guys suck at life, just deal with it, now excuse me I have real life stuff to do, also please continue on your path of dying of AIDS quickly you complete and utter pieces of rabbie infested shits.

8 The Enforcer July 20, 2006 at 11:09 am

Ladies and Gentlemen….Kevin Federline AKA Gorgeous George

9 Goregous George July 20, 2006 at 12:05 pm

and let the hacky humor continue, you guys were those guys in school who thought they were funny because your friends all laughed at their jokes but everyone else was like, “you guys will never get laid” your pathetic

10 Shaun July 21, 2006 at 4:36 pm

Gorgeous George was a 50’s wrestler…who was one of the most arrogant athletes at the time, and you’re (Gorgeous George) accusing a low-profile sports writer arrogant? The irony is too much,idiot.

11 Todd L July 22, 2006 at 2:42 am

Oh no, the rabbies!

12 Shaun Preston July 22, 2006 at 8:35 am

this is all greek to me. let’s talk about how we can trade Kobe Bryant or find one of the russian hitmen from hollywood to do business

13 Effemia November 29, 2006 at 8:21 am

His money burns a hole in his pocket… Effemia

14 Effemia November 29, 2006 at 8:21 am

His money burns a hole in his pocket… Effemia

15 arben September 10, 2007 at 11:19 am

woooow damn hot hot reale

16 BOBERT October 24, 2007 at 2:44 am

Could blogs be anymore gay? I have to admit that the way you guys shut gourgeous george down was kinda funny though.

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