Darrell Armstrong is wild

While the games on the court have been fairly uninteresting, the off-court happenings in these Finals are a little better.

Shaq won’t talk to people, Dwyane Wade is barely walking but will play tonight, and a couple groupies snuck into the shower area of the Mavs locker room.

If they were Miami ladies, surely they were awesome looking, and if they were headed for the showers, surely they weren’t looking for autographs. Read into that what you will. We did, and it was really cool.

These two women walked into the shower and stopped in front of the first player they saw, Mavericks reserve Marquis Daniels. Poor Daniels. He knew something was wrong. He also knew someone was naked. Himself. So he grabbed a towel, covering himself.

“I’ve heard of some crazy (stuff),” said Mavs guard Darrell Armstrong. “That’s the craziest (stuff) I ever saw.”

Marquis Daniels didn’t want to talk Tuesday night about the women in the shower — and they had their clothes on! “I didn’t see it,” Daniels lied. “I don’t know anything.”

Well, we can all guess where Daniels went with this scenario based on his tell-nothing later, so let’s go back to Darrell Armstrong.

Is that seriously the craziest thing he’s seen in 12 years in the NBA? We seen crazier stuff than that in our own home. Hell, we did crazier stuff than that yesterday.

Were talking 3 cheese graters crazy, and if you don’t know what that means, you probably don’t want to know what we were doing yesterday with those blogger groupies, of which there are tons.

We like the Mavs by 14 tonight, by the way. No joke. Also, we know that “Allan Houston in China” pic has nothing to do with anything, but please note that they refer to him as “NBA legend Allan Houston” in the caption. This, we did not know.

(Thanks to Mr. Irrelevant, who found this story on SI. Had he not found it, we definitely wouldn’t have, because we have sunstroke, and we’re going to die.)