So the big mystery the day of the draft isn’t “what happened on your vacation”, but rather “what’s in David Stern’s black box“?
We assure you this is real, despite the appearance that this is something we made up. Eerie though, isn’t it?
On June 28, NBA Commissioner David Stern will introduce the NBA’s newest employees, as he announces the Class of 2006. Before that, however, he will unveil the contents of the black box below — sure to change the way you see the game. Check back Wednesday at 11:30 a.m. ET to see what’s in the black box.
Surely the box is filled with 26 million pairs of 3-D glasses, yes? See, that’s what’s got everyone thrown – this box is HUGE.
Notice how on the site it’s set against a simple black background – that’s to fool you into thinking this is a regular box, and not a gigantic, 40-story tall box filled with 26 million pairs of 3-D glasses, which will allow you to see the game differently, ie in 3-D.
TrueHoop thinks it’s a new ball, but that makes too much sense. If that’s the case, however, it gives every team/player that starts slow next year a sweet excuse.
As for that vacation, we actually wrote this last night, so we really didn’t take a day away at all, unless you count Sunday. Although we wrote on of Monday’s posts Sunday night, so the fact remains we’re always here, and we continue to do everything wrong.
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