WHO SHOT MAMBA IPHONE

Dirk Nowitzki is cleansing himself

by The Cavalier on June 23, 2006 · 38 comments

dirk nowitzki 004.pngDirk Nowitzki got a haircut.

Not much else to add, especially when Becky said it best in the comments section already.

why do I picture Dirk spending the off-season the way Christian Bale spent the beginning of Batman Begins and coming back more bad ass than ever?

Well, if you mean travelling the Earth learning about the dark arts and such, we agree.

Of course, recent evidence suggests he may go Christian Bale in American Psycho, ie get wasted and hang out with whores.

dirk nowitzki 005.png

We agree wtih Mamba – that Dirk-size t-shirt is awful big to make any sort of judgement on the attractivity of this girl.

Yes, any girl throwing “west side” isn’t someone we’d necessarily go for, but at the same time, there’s something about a girl who throws “west side” that’s attractive in a “that’s kinda wrong” way. Now that we’ve used the requisite number of quotation marks, we’ll add that her face looks a little on the “hard and angular” side, but like the t-shirt, the hair is screwing up full judgement.

{ 38 comments }

1 tiffany June 23, 2006 at 12:15 pm

She looks like a broke down Jessica Simpson. Who is already broke down so…

2 laura June 23, 2006 at 1:06 pm

dirk needs to get caught wearing her bra and panties. maybe he had her panties over his head at some point.

her hair does obstruct her face. it’s much too hard to tell anything.

the earring is a nice touch. it’s nice to see him getting in touch with his feminine side.

3 The Cavalier June 23, 2006 at 1:20 pm

It looks like there’s one on the other ear too.

btw if that’s his sister, is she throwing the sign for “West Germany” then?

4 JONESONTHENBA June 23, 2006 at 1:41 pm

Dirk’s reaction to seeing this post:

Neeeiiiiiinnn!!!!

gelangen Sie an den Zerhacker!!!

5 becky June 23, 2006 at 2:16 pm

Wiki says his older sister played bball for Duquesne…I can’t find any pics of her though.
for the record though, it looks like the girl in the pic is smoking hot.
as for Batman…you know how in the beginning, he’s all in prison, goading anyone he can into a fight w/ him, so he can just be the biggest ass kicker in the entire world? yeah. like that. the dark arts stuff too though.

6 JONESONTHENBA June 23, 2006 at 2:57 pm

Girl in Photos reaction:

Westside von Deutschland!!!

7 Brandon Dean Price June 23, 2006 at 3:16 pm

Genug mit die Deutsch. Jones, Sie und ich sind die einzigen, die verstehen.

8 The Big Picture June 23, 2006 at 3:30 pm

michael strahan has the other earing in.

9 JONESONTHENBA June 23, 2006 at 3:39 pm

BDP: I don’t understand German. I just know how to use an online translator…

10 Sean June 24, 2006 at 12:47 pm

All of this german talk is making me laugh

11 Terence June 24, 2006 at 2:04 pm

Dirk’s younger sister Silke works for the NBA. But that’s not her – she looks a lot like Dirk.

12 Jane June 24, 2006 at 6:09 pm

that’s definitely not the sister

13 Cats July 11, 2006 at 5:53 pm

OMG, is that his girlfriend :( (

14 Sofya July 11, 2006 at 10:48 pm

dirk looks drunk… hope he gets into better shape for next year… or i will have to put my hope and trust into JET’s magic touch!

15 Emmett November 22, 2006 at 3:47 am

To roll in money… Emmett

16 Emmett November 22, 2006 at 3:47 am

To roll in money… Emmett

17 Sarath March 8, 2007 at 8:42 pm

That is not his sister, Silke.. just for reference.

18 gorillapimpstress March 23, 2007 at 3:23 pm

Well for the record is Us magazine it was said Dirk is single this year!!! So hopefully he has droped the SKANK and has better judgement this year as to what a real woman looks like and not a chick who looks like a teeny bopper!!!!

she should not be throwing gang signs anyway!!! She better watch out West side may be looking for her now!!! HAAAAAAA!!

19 pearlie. April 28, 2007 at 11:20 am

eww and anyway dirk is too hott for that girl. she is soo ugly. and thinking she is cool throwing up gang signs.

hahaha stupid.

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20 texas19 May 19, 2007 at 11:43 pm

Dirk needs to find himself a real woman. That chick does look borrowed and skanky. I heard he liked the real deal (latinas baby!!) He had the hots for Salma Hayek at one point before she hot pregs.

21 dirks girl July 3, 2007 at 6:14 pm

ugh im jelouse DIRK STAY SINLGE MEET ME AND THEN ILL MAKE SWEET GERMAN LOVE TO YOU!

22 Steve is god July 3, 2007 at 9:40 pm

Dirk Nowitzki dates Bill Gates?

Careful, Paul Allen, careful…

23 Enric August 2, 2007 at 12:14 am

HI ! dirk your my i dol……

24 Andre August 15, 2007 at 12:27 pm

If Dirk has a good day he scores 50 points. On a bad day he just makes 20. Try that :)

25 michellentexas September 29, 2007 at 12:05 pm

Dirk is a fox. For all of us “over 40″ that means HOT BABY
FRIGGIN’ HOT!!!

26 Monika October 17, 2007 at 12:47 am

that loose girl is absolutely not Dirk’s elder sister….Silke is more refine & reserve in person….As far as I know Dirk’s family comes here in Dallas esp. during Christmas season to visit him…. I’ve seen them every year dining-in at the Restaurant where I work and sometimes with Steve Nash & his wife are with them as well…FYI…Dirk is very nice, sweet & humble in person and that makes him more HOT!!!! ;)

27 Eve November 1, 2007 at 4:26 pm

OMG!!! Hi, Dirk I am like your biggest fan ever I friggin love YOU. Like you are so awesome.

28 Lizveth November 1, 2007 at 5:43 pm

Hey Dirk like my friend Eve said i’m also one of ur biggest fan and i think ur the best!!!!!! keep up the good work and i hope yall win this year! tell the whole team GOOD LUCK!!!!!

29 matt from SA November 22, 2007 at 6:54 pm

dirk is the most beastly player n da nba! he pones all of the other players and he doesnt need 2 cuz of the jet and josh howard and devon harris and jerry stackhouse and diop and evry one else!

30 Mabus January 17, 2008 at 3:09 am

How the hell can numbers be in German??? Who wrote that sh!t?!?! Dumb@$$…..

31 jason January 23, 2008 at 11:06 pm

dirk be gettin dem girls left and right

32 DIRKGETSNOHOES January 27, 2008 at 8:52 pm

Dirk gets no hoes, nigga is ugly as garbage.

33 DIRKGETSNOHOES January 27, 2008 at 8:52 pm

dirk gets no hoes, he is ugly as fuck.

34 HARTLUVS41 March 5, 2008 at 12:20 am

That girl is his nextdoor neighbors neice. He is way too hot for that girl.
But then he seems like the type that goese for the bad girls. Hello Dirk, I”m Liz! Wanna….

35 Latin G March 12, 2008 at 12:34 pm

If he like latin girls then I think I am that girl for you…you need a girl that takes care of her self not to lach on to you….If Dirk get with we I will give him some loving and some homemade food…

Love always
L.G.

36 lizzie from san antonio June 19, 2008 at 7:08 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIRK, I LOVE YOU!

37 elyana July 11, 2008 at 3:39 pm

That girl is Kim. Dirk dumped her after she posted that photo in the net. He’s too good for her!!

38 kathleen July 28, 2008 at 10:12 am

I love you Dirk. Im the one who is meant for you.

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