Great night to have the double-input Tivo – you’ve got Game 1 of the Finals, MTV Movie Awards (if you’re into such things), and Kobe Bryant is putting in a full hour on The Best Damn Sports Show Period.
You can watch some preview clips here, and be careful – the man looks loose and very human. Is an all-new Kobe on the horizon?
As you can imagine, an hour allows for a lot of ground to get trampled on, and FOX has generously typed up a little transcript preview.
Kobe Bryant (on being criticized by Phil Jackson and then having Jackson come back to coach the Lakers): “It bothered me. It angered me. But when we talked about him coming back as a coach, I didn’t need an explanation … He believed we could win a championship together; that’s all I needed to know.”
Bryant (on his 81-point game): “The career high I had was when I was six years old. I used to play against a bunch of 13 and 14-year olds. I scored 63 in a game. That was my career high until I got 81.”
He scored 63 when he was 6? Against 13-year olds? We couldn’t do that now by ourselves, to be honest. Maybe if there were 13-year old girls there – we’d be all into impressing them. There’s nothing more inspiring than the prospects of damaging the psyche of a nice young underage girl.
In fact, ever since our viewing of the Dateline segment on this, we’ve been scouring the net for young chicks. Of course, we’ve been very careful to be wary of being set up. Here’s our latest prospect.
sweetinnocentvirgin15: lol yeh i like to kiss i guess; u r silly!
lebroncooldude23: do you like to kiss me? lol
sweetinnocentvirgin15: wel okay lets find out
lebroncooldude23: when…i will kiss you like crazy oh yeah baby
sweetinnocentvirgin15: at 2am my parents are gone i am here alone and am naked
lebroncooldude23: i want to k iss you oh yeah
sweetinnocentvirgin15: can you bring me wine coolers i want to be drunk lol
lebroncooldude23: tel me about kissing
sweetinnocentvirgin15: when u get here just come in the back doorr i will be upstairs. it will be wide open already
lebroncooldude23: awesome i will be kissing you soon baby
sweetinnocentvirgin15: dont worry about the trucks across the street…they are making a movie over ther
lebroncooldude23: maybe we could make a movie about me kissing you heh heh
sweetinnocentvirgin15: sometiems the cameramen from the movei hang out in my yard and they might film you but that is an accident dont worry
lebroncooldude23: okay cool
This is gonna be awesome! The Finals start, Kobe on FOX, MTV, and we might even be in a movie later! Plus, we get the satisfaction of, uh, playing mentor to a new friend we met online!
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That was a freakin awesome post!
This has to be the first finals that I don’t think I will be pissed after because I like both teams! I just hope it is a great series and goes the full 7!
KOBE!
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