LeBron James is nine days away
Published by The Cavalier June 22nd, 2006 in LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers, Endorsements, Extensions, Dwyane Wade
When he’s not fighting supervillians for DC Comics or following that hot Rasho Nesterovic trade, LeBron James is probably busy following American Idol runner-up Katherine McPhee’s bulemia announcement.
Once those things are out of the way, LeBron sets out to build some new townhomes on the East side of Cleveland, while simultaneously discussing the contract extension he can sign July 1st.
James is convinced he’ll be in Cleveland for a long time. “I’m very happy here with our team and I’m very excited about our future,” he said. “I’m confident we’ll get something done. I’ve got confidence in the organization and what we’ve done together.”
Following Miami’s 95-92 series-clinching win in Game 6 on Tuesday, James spoke to his jubilant friend in Dallas. “He was out of his mind, and he doesn’t touch alcohol,” James said. “I’m excited for him. I’m very happy for him. He’s one of my best friends in the whole world. Hopefully, I’ll get there one day and he can be excited for me.”
T-minus nine days to euphoric relief, friends.
On to Dwyane Wade. Does that quote mean Wade was drinking or was he just so happy it seemed like he was drinking? Anyone know for sure?
Either way, the “Wade is better than LeBron” articles are rolling off the presses. Here’s one from the hometown Akron Beacon Journal, no less.
You can probably guess where we stand on this one. Switch their teams (and coaches) up, LeBron’s the one “out of his mind” in Dallas. It’s not like LBJ got swept in the first round or something. Not to take anything away from Wade, but we still think you put a gun to these writers’ heads, they’re all taking LeBron.
When we say that, it’s not a symbolic thing - we mean like, if you put an actual gun to their heads and were all, “Say LeBron is better or I’ll shoot you in your head in such fashion that you’ll die.”
(All kinds of LeBron comic/cartoon goodness over at Powerade, especially for those of you under 13! And us!)
Viva Coach Isiah!
I’m all giddy - I don’t know what to do
Photoshop! Immediately!
Give Larry Brown a UHaul with all the cash from the buyout
Crap I forgot UHaul yesterday!
LeBron is staying. Good.
Now I can be sure he won’t pull a Boozer. I don’t think I could hate Bron if he did something like that though.
How did Bulemia do at the World Cup? Didn’t they have to tie or tie against the Anorexians to get to the next round?
The gun to the head comment was hilarious. A guy from my old neighborhood misunderstood what a shotgun wedding was all about. He went up to a woman with a shotgun and said, “Marry me or die!” He was arrested and is doing 10 to life for that one. His public defender, being a lowly public defender, told the judge his client would prefer to do 10 instead of life. The judge just rolled his eyes. Man, life is pretty weird sometimes.
haha the end of that katharine mcphee article is hilarious
You’re right. The end of that McPhee article is hilarious. It wasn’t that she couldn’t eat or keep the food down, but her problem was in handling the food. I had thumbs surgically implanted on my hands for the sole purpose of food handlement.
By the way, this is the funniest website I have ever come across. I just read the Vince Young Wonderlic test post in the YAY archives and it is the funniest thing I have read in years.
Thx.
I think it’s funny she would throw up SEVEN times per day.
It’s also funny how she likens throwing up seven times a day to “putting a sledgehammer to your vocal cords.” It’s funny how the writer leaves it to us, the readers, to determine whether that means it is similar to being hit in the vocal cords with a sledgehammer, or just having a sledgehammer laid gently on top of the vocal cords.
I’m with BDP…Where’s the photoshop of Larry Brown and the Uhaul? I guess you can’t put cash in it yet, because the Knicks are trying to get away with not paying him, but still…
U-haul jumping over the Arco is funnier.