Michael Alan is angry with Dirk Nowitzki

Dirk’s $5,000 fine may not be all he’s looking at when it comes to repurcussions from that ball he kicked into the stands after Game 5.

Michael Alan, a 63-year old Miami fan, says the ball hit him in the side of the head, and he’s been suffering from headaches ever since. He’s considering calling a lawyer if someone doesn’t give him money apologize.

Alan — who said he suffers from heart disease and emphysema — said he was rising from his seat when “out of nowhere, a ball hit me. It’s like a mule hit me. It knocked me down into my chair. I got a headache right away and my head was vibrating.”

His wife, Rosie, said, “It was hilarious how ridiculously hard it was kicked. My husband has a lot of health conditions. He doesn’t need this.”

Alan and his wife said they did not know Nowitzki had kicked the ball until they returned home from the game and turned on the television. ‘I told my wife, `That’s the ball that hit me!’ ” he said.

Not that we don’t sympathize, but how can the man be sure those headaches aren’t from that mule kicking him in the side of the head? He clearly knows exactly what that feels like.

Besides that, his own wife admits to the situation being “hilarious”, which it is. Somebody find tape of this. (See if you can get the opposite angle on the Josh Howard time-out, too.)

If all that isn’t enough, the best is how after seeing the news he finally realized the ball had come from the court. Just how many basketballs are shooting around the upper deck of Miami’s arena?