MJ is fully vested (to the tune of $10-20M) in his new role with the Bobcats, and he and new underling Bernie Bickerstaff were hard at work yesterday, working out draft people, ie those who may get drafted. Potential draftees.

Anyway, MJ gave his most full interview to the assembled media, and the details of what he wants to do and how he hopes to accomplish it are coming out.
“Mistakes have been made and some decisions should have been second-guessed,” Jordan said. “What’s been asked of me is my opinion about how we should attack this scenario, and I feel it has to be done on the basketball court.
He said he won’t move his family here from the Chicago area and isn’t sure yet whether he’ll buy a residence in Charlotte: “I’d like to be here for every game, but I’m not saying I’ll be here for every game. But believe me, I’m going to be in tune and going to pay attention.”
We love MJ, but it’s kinda funny how he has to reassure everyone he’ll actually be paying attention to what’s going on with the team.
His strategy sound good – get good players and have a good basketball team. Those are certainly, at least from our studies, the types of things that makes for winning basketball. No word if they’re sticking to the youth movement, or if it’s veteran free agent time, which would be a massive mistake, if you ask us.
(And what of Larry Brown in Charlotte, anyway? Probably wouldn’t be a bad move if he’ll come for something reasonable, like fourteen dollars.)
As for Michael’s decision to buy or not buy a home in Charlotte, why the hell wouldn’t he? Jesus, won’t a half mil get you a whole plantation in North Carolina? Do they still have plantations, or did those go out with slavery?
We always wanted to live at a plantation, so we could always be like, “Hey baby, you want to come back to my plantation? I got fields, and those fields got crops and a tractor. Aw, yeah.” That’s how you get chicks, people.












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That might not work as well with, say, black chicks.
unless she’s into that whole..oh, nevermind.
There is a hotel in FL called “Renaissance Plantation.” You could always invite girls back there.
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