Thanks to reader Ryan for tipping us off to the cool dudes and ladies at Miami’s 790 the Ticket, who are hooking up the good people of South Beach with the thing to your left.
Here are your instructions if you’re holding a David Hasselhoff Fan Face, according to the station.
Dallas Maverick’s All-Star Dirk Nowitzki is a fan
(not a Face Fan, but a Hasselhoff Fan).In fact, Dirk hums Hasselhoff music to himself while on the free-throw line.
(What? You didn’t know David Hasselhoff made music? Well, he does, and German people love it. They also love sauerkraut, so what does that tell you?)
We figure that maybe if you wave these face fans at Dirk (especially while he’s on the free-throw line), he’ll become so excited about Hasselhoff, he’ll miss his shot.
(It may be a stretch, but if you waved Lindsay Lohan at us, we’d get a little jittery).
So work on Dirk, wave your Hasselhoff…who knows, you may be helping the Heat win a championship.
We’re not sure we understand. Are they mocking David Hasselhoff? Is there something funny about the man? In all honesty, after watching the Looking For Freedom video yesterday, we were obviously reminded of Knight Rider, Baywatch, and the classic Hooked on a Feeling video, which is below and we’ve shown here before.
The fully realized truth is we love everything the man does. Not in like a kitchy way, either.
We think we watched that for an hour straight once. We do have a lot of German in our blood, so there you go.
UPDATE: These are for Game 4 we’ve been told. Big mistake – you need everything you can get tonight!
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My favorite part of that video is when he starts the chorus on the boat. He goes to lean back but clearly turns around to make sure the railing is still there to catch him. Classic.
I always wonder why that big eyed monster bounces by.
I think I’m in love…
Not with hasselhoff, but his surfboarding bear suit dance.
Alright, just with hasselhoff.
Hmmm…I never saw that video yet. Poor me.
Oh yeah..
Newspaper article about Hasselhoff
You realize that there were people, not just Hasselhoff I assume, who filmed that and edited it together, then watched it and patted each other on the back and thought they’d done a great job. I mean how do you do home and sleep at night knowing that’s your work.
mr knight hows things my name is dave and i mostley watch you on tv its the best i think your cool and i would like to make you very happy can i come and see you in myami or were ever you are could you send me a funny photo of you thankyou mr hasselhoff
from david at 21 lime street.
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