As preparations for the big Game 2 tomorrow continue, Heat coach Pat Riley has stated a preference for “disgustation” in terms of his team’s mindset.
“They should be disgusted,” the Heat coach said Friday. “Disgusted and frustrated.”
“The truthbox doesn’t lie,” Heat backup center Alonzo Mourning said after a 90-minute film session. “I’m talking about the television. When we watch tape, that truthbox does not lie. And you can see the mistakes, the lack of rotation, the lack of help, the things of that nature. … It just wasn’t there.”
We want to see the conversation that took place between “…doesn’t lie” and “I’m talking about…”, because it no doubt involved some variation of “Alonzo, what the fuck is a truthbox?” This was followed by Zo’s all too civilized response of “I’m talking about the television.” (Best read in the same voice they use on Dateline to do the voice-over on the chat transcripts.)
We did the old ‘Zo point-to-the-sky after that one, because sometimes you just need these little gems to keep things going.
What’s you favorite TruthBox show? How many hours of TruthBox do you watch per day? Hey, did you see the prices on the High Definition TruthBox (HDTB) are coming down finally? We’ve got our TruthBox hooked up to the computer – all our internet and everything comes right through the TruthBox screen. You’re grounded, Laser! No TruthBox after dinner!
Yep, this one passes all tests. The TruthBox is officially on the market.












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What time is the game tonight? It’s not showing up in my Truthbox Guide
I watched the President speak and my Truthbox exploded.
Can’t root for Mourning. Too big an idiot. Plus he whines. Plus, he’s an idiot. Also, Bill Walton says he’s a warrior, which he isn’t, because he whines too much.
In related news, Vince Carter is still a pussy.
It didn’t show up because the game is today. The NBA does not want to have a Finals game on a Saturday night.
the long layoff is really frustrating. i don’t understand why the game couln’t be played yesterday. i hope they don’t space the rest of the games this way.
Hopefully, they have learned something from this win. I think the way the kept shaq in, but didn’t post him up was a big difference maker. If they don’t learn from that, they won’t win. They can’t play there halfcourt game for 48 minutes. They have to open the floor at times, that way when he goes to the post, he won’t be triple teamed. Mix it up!!! And give Shannon Anderson some minutes. He could be an ex factor!
look the heat are going to bounce back i have been a heat fan for 18 years and if you conisder your self a heat fan and talk like that you are not a heat because and loyal fan will not talk about his team like that. sean garner
look the heat are going to bounce back i have been a heat fan for 18 years and if you conisder your self a heat fan and talk like that you are not a heat because and loyal fan will not talk about his team like that. sean garner
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