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For those of you who thought we were kinda hard on PHX guard Raja Bell for his sudden burst of egomania, we’ll remind you the main reason we did it was because he referred to getting slapped in his face like 40 times in a minute and a half.

If you didn’t believe the man’s become a little full of himself, go take a look at his website, which currently has a countdown timer.

A countdown timer.

(Here’s a screengrab for those of you who find this after the launch.)

Because the world is sitting on edge waiting. Oh my god, we’re going there the second it’s launched. We may just sit here and stare at it, hoping some glitch will let us in early. What will we do between now and then? How will we possibly fill these hours?

Only 19 days left. Thank god it counts in milliseconds - that way every moment of your life can be filled with a feeling that you’re that much closer to nirvana.


18 Responses to “Raja Bell doesn't want you to touch his website yet”

  1. 1 Jane

    I love Raja, but that’s beyond annoying. Please. Does Tim Thomas have a website?

  2. 2 adderrall_slim

    That is the most beautiful website i have ever seen. Looks like an MI:3 teaser. Does he glow because he is in posession of the orange roundie?

  3. 3 The Cavalier

    Tim Thomas’s website was horrible for years, then one day he had it redesigned to be awesome, and pretended it had been awesome for years.

  4. 4 tiffany

    oh, you’re right, it will be Nirvana. I’m waiting.

  5. 5 Detroit Chris M

    Bell’s website reminds me (the glowing element probably) of that old Kevin Johnson shoe commericial (Nike?) from around 13 years ago. Remember that? He was showcasing mad skills across THE SURFACE OF THE SUN! I (my mom) bought those shoes, they had something like a purplish gel-flashy thing on the side…i think…c’mon, I was 10 years old.

  6. 6 The Cavalier

    Tiffany you really do like him, huh?

  7. 7 tiffany

    Well, I don’t go around just wanting to touch anybody’s face!

    You can like him too Cav, here’s his old website to keep you busy for the next 19 days.

  8. 8 The Cavalier

    Note the tagline on the pictures section is “Get your game face on”.

  9. 9 Jane

    Think Tim Thomas can stop waving his hand in front of his face for long enough to look at his own website?

  10. 10 Esther

    A man has the freedom to design his website however he likes.

    If Raja was a friend of yours, you wouldn’t be so quick to make judgement on a simple count down timer. You would probably just laugh with your friend, and think it’s all in good fun.

    Please, people, cut the cynicism.

  11. 11 kayla

    omg raja is so hott,i never stop thinkin about u. i think ur the hottest guy i’ve ever seen,i think the other girls who think ur ugly sumthin is wrong with ya think well anywayz ur so fine
    luv ya =)

  12. 12 kayla

    omg raja is so freakin hott who ever think he is ugly is so wrong raja is the hottest guy,so all the girls who think he’s ugly u thought wrong,o raja i luv ya so much
    luv ya
    muah

  13. 13 ciera

    i want to know do you have somone in your life .can you plese let a sister know because i think you are very cute. i love you bye

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