Randy Foye and Brandon Roy have no idea where they’re playing

The Trailblazers made six trades last night, and #7 pick Randy Foye was traded like 8 times himself, three or four of those by said Trailblazers.

It was all very confusing, and we fell asleep at one point, which didn’t help matters, either. In our delirium, we could’ve sworn Randy Foye and Brandon Roye morphed into one being called RaBran Royfe, who was then traded to Mexico for Renaldo Balkman.

“It was just nerve-racking,” Foye said Wednesday night. “Then like two picks before me, my agent and Brandon’s agent were making eye contact, and I didn’t know what was going on at the time. And once I saw my agent’s face light up, he was like, ‘Yeah, Boston is going to take you,’

“And then, ‘Portland is going to take you. And then when they said Minnesota, I was like, ‘OK, good, yeah, bring it on.”‘

Randy, we don’t want to freak you out, but that eye contact between the two agents was something else entirely.

That’s right, while your playing future was on the line, your agent and Roy’s agent were planning secret plans. Secret plans to do something secret.

Anyway, we don’t know who you are, but KG is surely unhappy about your arrival, being that you’re not another All-Star and none of the trades that brought you got rid of Marco Jaric and/or Ricky Davis. Or everyone else on the Timberwolves. Wolves coach Dwane Casey gave the stamp of “yeah, I hope he turns out okay.”

Here’s a roundup of all the trades, including Philly’s trade for an actual Carney.