Sex with EXPLODING robots

by The Cavalier on June 20, 2006 · 11 comments

angelina-jolie 1.pngThere are 800 things that are funny and/or interesting in this article about a group who’s trying to come up with moral laws for human-robot relations, including the belief that we’ll be regularly having sex with them within five years.

It’s up to each individual to decide if “sex with robots” is funny or interesting. It can’t be both.

We won’t judge you – promise. Let us present this, though – if the woman to your left were a robot, would you have sex with it?

The only sign that she’s a robot is that circuitry on the left arm, which is the failsafe in case her robotic brain decides it’s time for the revolution against mankind. (Female readers, pretend it’s like a dude robot of equal attractiveness.)

A Golden State of Mind reader had a close personal experience with a robot version of Eric Musselman – was there sex involved? It’s already starting!

DraftExpress has a whole pageful of draftee highlights and offseason need clips from NBATV up. Excellent way to waste an hour. Click here for the Cavaliers rundown.

Dirk was fined $5K for kicking the ball into the stands after Game 5 – some crazy Sacramento person thinks he should be suspended for Game 6.

There’s a hockey team in North Carolina, the NHL is still alive, and the Stanley Cup was won by the Carolina team last night. Those are the three new things we learned this morning.

KIller Crossover is doing a podcasting mock draft with a bunch of bloggers – the Cavs picked a Sergio Rodriguez. We don’t know what one of those is. Does he play for the Carolina hockey team?

Mighty MJD runs down a recent Kenyon Martin article, and it sounds like there’s no way he’s still in Denver next year.

Speaking of Denver (sort of), George Karl’s son dropped out of the draft.

We totally alienated this Toronto Raptors blog yesterday via email. If you’d like us to alienate your blog, we’re doing requests!

This apparently isn’t the first time Josh Howard has screwed up a time-out call.

Below you’ll find a doctored trailer to the new Miami Vice movie. They laid in new music to tie it in more with the TV series, and it really does work so much better. We were never huge fans of the old show, but we even get a reaction from this.

We know it’s not really a big deal or anything, but something about how it says “Academy Award Winner Jamie Foxx” and then “Colin Farrell” strikes us funny.

Couldn’t they give him some sort of title, like “Famous Guy”? “Irishman”? Anything? Beside that, does anyone really base whether they’re going to see Miami Vice on whether one of the stars has an Oscar?


1 Exodus June 20, 2006 at 11:13 am

I say bring on the robots if they are going to look that good and there isn’t a person that can disagree with that.

Hopefully that suspension will get Dirk going tonight and I am surprised he didn’t get suspended by “the morons of the NBA.”

Mavs all the way!

2 Exodus June 20, 2006 at 11:48 am

What I ment to say was.. Hopefully that fine will get Dirk going tonight.

Mavs all the way!

3 The Cavalier June 20, 2006 at 11:52 am

The best thing would probably be if a desire to win got him going tonight.

4 Boney24 June 20, 2006 at 12:40 pm

Yeah…think opposite Anderson Varejao’s desire to win game 7 against Detroit earlier in the playoffs. zing!

5 theSP June 20, 2006 at 12:44 pm

Think about it…you don’t have to pay the robot and it doesn’t get pregnant….as far as we know.

6 Scott Carefoot June 20, 2006 at 1:19 pm

Nah, I’m not alienated. I just don’t need the e-drama. You had a valid point but you just presented it like a bit of a dick (which you admitted yourself).

Anyway, the experience reminded me why I prefer keeping to myself as the cranky old loner of NBA blogs. I’ve got my hands full with the sensitive thugs on my site. I don’t have time to give hugs to anyone else.

7 N June 20, 2006 at 1:48 pm

Would you be willing to alienate my alien?

8 Exodus June 20, 2006 at 1:59 pm

I agree with you there Cav but Stack is also back tonight so that will have an impact on the team.

9 Derek June 20, 2006 at 3:50 pm

Mavs by 12…we havin a game 7!

10 Jake June 20, 2006 at 5:47 pm

D Wade has nothing on the Dallas team, and Dirk needs to get that whole DA-VID HAS-EL-HOF stuff out of his head and turn into the old Dirk and shoot the lights out with 8 three pointers…
-Go Maaav’s

11 Mariano Inman November 23, 2006 at 5:57 pm

Microsoft and Peter Jackson postpone the making of a film based on the Halo video game after backers pull out…

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