Much has been made of the Boston Celtics new dance team, and that it goes against tradition, and the team was unique for not having one, etc blah blah etc blah.
Well, tryouts have officially begun, and the turnout has been huge. Now nobody knows what to think.
Yes, Doc and everyone else must be rethinking their thinking thoughts, as the eager young ladies all vie for a chance to be a Celtics Dancer.
“I thought there was going to be about 30 girls here,” 18-year-old Brianne Hoey said. “I was fighting with my mom this morning about getting here so early.”
“Work your props and booty,” Gonzalez instructed, speaking in time with the tempo. “Show me some S-E-X. Be sexy.”
Surely Boston fans are still gearing up to boo little 18-year old Brianne in her little clothes shaking her ass at them while she’s thinking about sex. No worries there – stand by thy principles.
By the way, what exactly are her “props”? Is that just another word for “overall goods” or “boobs”, or is it a specific bodypart? We only ask because if it was “overall goods”, why did he then mention Brianne’s “booty” specifically?
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“Props”- you know, like her rubber chicken and giant mallets and stuff. Nobody works their props like Carrot Top. Or their booty, for that matter. S-E-X.
I’m still kinda laughing at the fact that the quoted chicks last name was Hoey. That right there should get her a spot on the squad.
Ummm… Where’d ya’ get those pictures, mate?
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