WHO SHOT MAMBA IPHONE

The Miami Heat are NBA Champs

by The Cavalier on June 21, 2006 · 20 comments

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What was the better odd celebration play – Toine’s floor shimmy or Zo’s floor spazmatronic shake? Full thoughts in the morning – we just thought we should put something sexy up.

{ 20 comments }

1 Sean June 21, 2006 at 12:52 am

Anyone have a vid/gif of this?

2 theSP June 21, 2006 at 12:56 am

The shimmy was fantastic and almost made me not hate Toine. Hey Cav talk to Ferry about getting LeBron some help….you’re probably well respected around the NBA for having the best blog ever. Looking foward to the Mamba series.

3 JONESONTHENBA June 21, 2006 at 1:00 am

Ferry ruined the Cavs as a player. Don’t expect much more out of him as a GM.

4 The Cavalier June 21, 2006 at 1:01 am

I’m hoping Zo’s thing becomes the next big thing – how great would it be if guys would go out of their way to writhe around on the ground after a good play?

5 zack k June 21, 2006 at 1:52 am

i want to die

6 KaLiBLeeK June 21, 2006 at 2:17 am

WTF is with Antoine’s faces? They’re always disturbing. Like he’s either about to take a dump, or break into tears.

Props to the Mavs, they don’t have anybody ancient on their roster (coughZO-GP-SHAQcough) so they should be on top of the West again next year.

GO HEAT!

7 brent June 21, 2006 at 2:27 am

i had an email read on the “The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer” today. The show asked how to settle the current North Korean missile threat, I wrote in to propose that we lock Kim Jong Il into the Situation Room with The Blitzer. After reading the email on TV, Wolf began to chuckle a bit. I sat back, frozen in disbelief. I just made The Blitzer laugh. Feeling like nothing could bring me down, I tune into Game 6. By mid-second quarter, the majesty and awe of the Blitzer had worn off, and I wanted to vomit. I knew this game would end bad. I saw white chocolate with a ring. Stomach rumbling. Foreshadow the Twoine shimmy…it happened. No way though I could have envisioned the Mourning Miracle Moves; zo’s little show really came out of nowhere. Long story short…blitzer had me on cloud 9. But this whole Heat are the Champions thing is just like nails on chalkboard to me right now. I’m with Zack K. I want to die. this just isn’t right.

8 Todd Lerner June 21, 2006 at 2:53 am

I vote for the floor shimmy (btw, I was totally thinking “How do I describe that maneuver on my blog… ‘The Floor Shimmy’! That’s it!)

Damn you, Cav, for plagiarizing my brain before I had a chance to post! I hate you!

Keep up the good work.

9 twins15 June 21, 2006 at 3:23 am

That floor shimmy was one of the all-time cool celebrations I’ve seen.

Now, I like the regular shimmy after a big shot, but a the shimmy while laying on the ground and getting the hoop and the harm… priceless.

10 hi June 21, 2006 at 4:11 am

is the shimmy the one where zo had a seizure on the ground after he blocked the shit outta someone?

11 Turk June 21, 2006 at 4:27 am

haha condolences to YAYsports. GO HEAT!

12 adrian June 21, 2006 at 7:25 am

Play of the game was, without a doubt, payton getting the ball back to his head while jawing with the ref. I loved it!

13 adrian June 21, 2006 at 7:31 am

Everybody is talking about how “gracious” Cuban was clapping on the court at the end, I might be wrong but I thought he was clapping for the mavs “valiant effort” rather than for the new champs.

14 MattB June 21, 2006 at 8:16 am

Danny Ainge is the worlds greatest GM.

Built a champion in Detroit and now Miami. What an amazing guy.

15 The Enforcer June 21, 2006 at 8:32 am

Valiant Effort? More like valiant CHOKE. How do you give up 4 in a row like that?

16 The Cavalier June 21, 2006 at 8:49 am

Turk I was rooting for the Heat to win the series!

17 The Festiva June 21, 2006 at 9:31 am

I’m just surprised Dirk didn’t get at least a flagrant 1 while wade was getting the trophy. I’m sure he was still in the building.

18 clofresh June 21, 2006 at 10:02 am
19 crowbar June 21, 2006 at 10:37 am

does anybody have an idea of how i can cover up my “Suck My Dirk” tattoo?

20 shanny August 12, 2006 at 5:07 pm

yea MIA heats and dyawne wade. All day baby all day!!

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